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Jokes from the future
« on: August 24, 2013, 11:36:46 PM »
(never mind how we were able to get these)


When was Paul Schaeffers first smash hit? 
--February 3rd, 2018

How does Jennifer Lawrence pick her nose?
--from a catalogue

What is the name of Miley Cyrus' dog?
--NGGGG NYU NYEHH

What does Howard Stern miss the most about Martha's Vineyard?
---the runway

What has four legs and no nose?
--Justin Bieber's dog


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Re: Jokes from the future
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2013, 12:50:03 PM »
Did you hear Orlando Bloom is going to play a cameo in the new LOTR reboot?
---Legless Greenleaf


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Re: Jokes from the future
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Re: Jokes from the future
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2013, 08:35:12 PM »
Why are you telling jokes which, by design, we're not supposed to understand?


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Re: Jokes from the future
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2013, 08:38:05 PM »
Why are you telling jokes which, by design, we're not supposed to understand?

'Cause I married her!
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Re: Jokes from the future
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2013, 03:05:35 PM »
Why are you telling jokes which, by design, we're not supposed to understand?

'Cause I married her!

Jamaica!


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Re: Jokes from the future
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2013, 02:33:32 AM »
What is Jodie Foster's favorite kind of pizza?
--Little Seizures


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Re: Jokes from the future
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2013, 03:59:08 PM »
I'll be happy if anyone can finally tell me the set up to the punchline "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go."
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Re: Jokes from the future
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2013, 09:22:33 PM »
What do Jeff Gordon and Pink Floyd have in common?
--Their last big hit was The Wall.


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Re: Jokes from the future
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2013, 09:24:40 PM »
Did you hear Mel Gibson got a new job at a restaurant?
--IHOP


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Re: Jokes from the future
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2013, 09:28:20 PM »
Whats thirty feet long and smells like urine?
--Line dancing at a Baldwyn reunion


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Re: Jokes from the future
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2013, 08:49:22 AM »
I'll be happy if anyone can finally tell me the set up to the punchline "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go."
So this clown and a Ferengi in a gorrilla suit walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says....

oh man, every time I hear that one...... it works on so many levels.


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Re: Jokes from the future
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2013, 09:00:12 AM »
"Good evening folks...thanks for coming out, you look great. You'll have to forgive me for being a little out of sorts tonight. I just beamed here from Las Vegas, and BOY is my molecular structure tired!"