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Offline SwiftJ

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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2007, 05:26:23 PM »
Build a time machine and stop it from being greenlit.

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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2007, 05:27:14 PM »
Recast the main character and involve some people from the source material in script creation.

(PS: Fowl! You didn't say anything about how to save the movie)

Catwoman, again.

Yes I did...obviously, work on the CGI, cast someone other than Benjamin Bratt, etc etc.  (PS: 'Fowl' is a type of bird. 'foul' is when something is done wrong, or a rule is broken.)


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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2007, 06:58:39 PM »
Eragon? More attention to potential ripoffs and better costume design. Gold armor doesn't exactly scream "underdog." And clean leather jackets don't scream "poor farmer."

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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2007, 07:03:47 PM »
As soon as they're all buckled into the car together, a monster truck drops out of the sky and runs them over, backs up, runs them over, backs up and runs them over again. The rest of the movie is Ted Nugent driving the monster truck through various national parks running over wild animals and cooking their meat with a flame thrower.

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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2007, 07:09:38 PM »
make it "R" rated...and get someone other than Paul WS Anderson to make it.  He's annoying in every which way possible.


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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2007, 07:12:17 PM »
Have everyone involved thake themselves less seriously?

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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2007, 09:23:06 PM »
I liked that movie. So I'm just gonna say make the satire a little more subtle.

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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2007, 05:58:12 AM »
Haven't seen it, so I'll say "Better poster." (I mean the large piece of paper, not you.)

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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2007, 07:29:34 AM »
Make it more of a comic book, than a cartoon.

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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2007, 07:32:47 AM »
Gonna have to go with tactical nuke again. There was one part where the guy was quite obviously posing after getting out of the water.
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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2007, 08:18:25 AM »
Take the anacondas out of the jungle and put them on a plane!

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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2007, 08:20:30 AM »
An editor, but otherwise I liked it.

Spice World? (That's an old one, isn't it?)


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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2007, 06:42:44 PM »
Take out the Spice Girls, and you have a decent movie.

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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2007, 05:43:00 AM »
MAke the movie about corn chips.

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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2007, 09:37:09 AM »
Replace it with copies of Jurassic Park 1.

War of the Worlds (Tom Cruise version)