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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #45 on: June 05, 2007, 10:52:00 AM »
Don't let Williams star in movies during his "downs."

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« Reply #46 on: June 05, 2007, 11:06:18 AM »
Have Adebisi from Oz kill everyone then go on a rampage for "teets."

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« Reply #47 on: June 05, 2007, 11:36:27 AM »
Replace Jeff Bridges with Erin Grey

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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #48 on: June 05, 2007, 11:47:14 AM »
Have a villain who's plan doesn't involve  his own destruction in addition to the earth.

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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #49 on: June 05, 2007, 12:23:21 PM »
Easy- Just double the film playing speed.

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« Reply #50 on: June 05, 2007, 12:28:28 PM »
Council Kim Cattrall  to base her portrayal of Valeris on her earlier role from Porkies

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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #51 on: June 05, 2007, 12:33:20 PM »
Substitute Xenu in for Jesus. 

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Re: Save this movie!
« Reply #52 on: June 05, 2007, 01:11:53 PM »
Feed every living thing involved with the movie to crocodiles.

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« Reply #53 on: June 05, 2007, 02:24:26 PM »
Don't spit on everything sacred in the first two films? Don't use an actress so bad that she can't even make a convincing souless machine?

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« Reply #54 on: June 05, 2007, 03:58:39 PM »
A better concept, less sexual jokes involving a woman and a man pretending to be a baby, and less exposure to the Wayans brothers, overall.

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« Reply #55 on: June 05, 2007, 04:02:29 PM »
Use a less stupid gimmik? I mean, they were vounerable to water? So they invade EARTH, where the land, sea, and AIR, as well as the beings, are FILLED WITH WATER? Criminy.

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« Reply #56 on: June 05, 2007, 05:40:49 PM »
Stay away from Ben Affleck. And if you can't make a "strong, capable woman" character who doesn't come across as a shallow, pompous bitch, just don't try. Less Matrix and Spider-Man ripoffs.

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« Reply #57 on: June 05, 2007, 05:44:49 PM »
Tone the goofy down a few notches.

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« Reply #58 on: June 05, 2007, 05:50:18 PM »
Go after bigger fish than "Hair" and be a little more scornful, but I actually liked season 3. I like it more on the whole than season 4.

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« Reply #59 on: June 05, 2007, 08:04:38 PM »
More science-y, less "wouldn't this be cool-y."

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