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Who Would Win?
« on: May 30, 2007, 08:42:27 AM »
Another questions and answer game. I'll set up two combatants, and you say who you think would win in a fight, and, if you want, why. Then you give your own two combatants, and on it goes. If you want a competition between combatants that isn't a physical fight, specify.
Here we go:


Spock
or
Mace Windu?
(No weapons for either.)


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Re: Who Would Win?
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 08:48:47 AM »
Spock is only going to have a shot if he can get within arms reach to utilize his strength advantage (and the nerve pinch)... but I think Windu could keep him away with all those tricky force powers by slamming him into walls and whatnot.... So my money would be on Mace.

Next on the card, from the MST3K Mincing Lightweight division:

Space Cheif vs Prince of Space


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Re: Who Would Win?
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2007, 09:22:49 AM »
Spock is only going to have a shot if he can get within arms reach to utilize his strength advantage (and the nerve pinch)... but I think Windu could keep him away with all those tricky force powers by slamming him into walls and whatnot.... So my money would be on Mace.

Next on the card, from the MST3K Mincing Lightweight division:

Space Cheif vs Prince of Space

Wow, I can only just imagine that slap fight.    They may even get their dancing tights all dirty and such.

I would have to go Space Chief after seeing his awesome martial arts display when he was stopping the bad guys from getting back in the rocket.    That fight was way better than anything Jet Li could ever dream of doing.   


Adam Chance (Agent from H.A.R.M)

or

The hero from Danger:  Diabolik


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Re: Who Would Win?
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2007, 01:11:21 PM »
The Diabolik guy, simply an arbitrary choice. They seem interchangable.

Nick Nolte

or

Nicholas Cage


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Re: Who Would Win?
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2007, 02:15:10 PM »
Nick Nolte
or
Nicholas Cage

Nick Nolte -- he's scarier, loonier, and hungrier than Cage will ever be -- He'd eat Cage in seconds....

WHO WOULD WIN???
Bruce Lee vs. Tony Jaa
J to the Pizzo
P to the Jizzay...


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Re: Who Would Win?
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2007, 02:25:49 PM »
Nick Nolte
or
Nicholas Cage

Nick Nolte -- he's scarier, loonier, and hungrier than Cage will ever be -- He'd eat Cage in seconds....

WHO WOULD WIN???
Bruce Lee vs. Tony Jaa

The reason why Nolte is scarier and loonier is because he's constantly whacked out on various illicit substances and household cleaning supplies. He wouldn't know which Nicholas Cage to swing at.... but you beat me to the "punch" on this one... so Nolte it is. Also, I will openly admit my ignorance to having any clue who Tony Jaa actually is... so I will abstain and let somebody more qualified take that one.


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Re: Who Would Win?
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2007, 06:19:07 PM »
I don't know who Jaa is either, but Lee is a good bet.


Superman (Comics power level- no lifting Kryptonite mountains.)
vs
Godzilla (2004 Version)


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Re: Who Would Win?
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2007, 09:25:17 PM »
Supes. If the Japanese can stop Godzilla, then the man of steel will have no problem.

Aquaman
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Teenage girl


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Re: Who Would Win?
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2007, 05:56:10 AM »
I should point out that 2004 Godzilla wasn't stopped by the Japanese, he got bored and left. Anyway,
Teenage Girl. Being able to talk to fish isn't going to save him is she has pepperspray or a tazer.

Karate Kid

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Master Ninja


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Re: Who Would Win?
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2007, 12:46:05 PM »
MASTER NINJA THEME SONG!




Leech Woman



vs.




Batwoman
I really do like pie.


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Re: Who Would Win?
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2007, 01:23:43 PM »
Batwoman. She has all those expendable cult followers.

Young Stalin

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Young Churchill

in  a fist fight.


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Re: Who Would Win?
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2007, 03:38:53 PM »
Stalin, he's a street brawler. At a game of risk however I'll give young Winny the edge.

Michael Scott

Or Michael Richards

At a comedy club open mic night?


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Re: Who Would Win?
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2007, 04:10:12 PM »
Scott. He's more up to date.

Aeon Flux
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Ultraviolet?


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Re: Who Would Win?
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2007, 09:34:22 AM »
I'm going with the Oscar winner over the goofy clown girl from 5th Element.

California Raisins
vs.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head


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Re: Who Would Win?
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2007, 09:46:05 AM »
The Raisins. They have flexability, style, speed, and though they never show it, razor sharp teeth. They'd burrow through the whole Head family faster than you can say "gruesome."

Rick Steves

or
Michael Palin

in a Travelouge-Off?