What I've learned from the Movies of Rifftrax

[Tealeaf]

I'm a firm believer that every movie, no matter how bad, can still teach the viewer something.

   Here's a couple of things I've learned so far:

If you are Tom Cruise's best friend,  you will eventually kill yourself.

If you write your phone number on the wall in a rowdy bar offering to  skillfully perform the reproductive act, people will call you asking about the Buick you have for sale.

Others?

[SaucyRossy]

That there is already a topic like this and that Tarantula's will be here soon to tell you.....

also

That "Pain don't hurt"