Grammar WHO CARES?

[goflyblind]

It's a miracle!

I'm definitely covered in grated mozzarella. Yeah. Definitely...Definitely covered in mozzarella.

it's time for garlic bread. can't miss garlic bread.

[Sideswipe]

The linguine with parkinsons is surprisingly a better speaker.

[k1]

The linguine with parkinsons is surprisingly a better speaker.

Though he gets off to a shaky start.

My wife & I are in tears laughing at that post.  Well played sir. 

[The Lurker]

The reason why it's here:

Actual synopsis

Amy Mah was a Vampire, a blood sucking denizen of the night, or she would have been if it was not a school night, and to make matters worse she had just bitten herself (again), instead of her snack for the evening, a nice large and very bloody raw steak which having dropped out of her fingers was now leaving a very interesting stain on her new white t-shirt, and no matter how interesting a stain it made it did not make her mood any better.

[Johnny Unusual]

This is why editors and proofreaders and important.  Even if it's your mom or dad.  They'll take the time because they love you that much.

[ScottotD]

Forgot to wish grammar nazis a happy april fourth

[LucasM]

[stansimpson]

[RVR II]

There

[RVR II]

My goofy-ass boss doesn't know the difference between Your and You're..
From a text earlier this month

I don't understand what your asking

By the way, he literally doesn't know much about anything

[LucasM]

This was cool, and I remembered this thread, so: here it is.

[Russoguru]

This was cool, and I remembered this thread, so: here it is.

THAT is fucking beautiful and it should be a poster in every English classroom on Earth.

[LucasM]

This reminds me of a speech I gave in college 'Speech' class: I took EVERYTHING that we'd been taught about proper speech-giving, and I did every single one wrong deliberately in a speech I was ostensibly giving on "How to Give A Good Speech".  The class and teacher loved it. 

[LucasM]