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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #30 on: May 28, 2007, 02:39:14 PM »
Taste. I can barely smell.

Chupacabra in your car
or
Angry Bigfoot in your car?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #31 on: May 28, 2007, 02:41:58 PM »
Chupa...although, I do know one of the Chupacabras from the "World Series of Pop Cultre Trivia" thingy...she's a pretty nice girl.

So...Bigfoot


Making a grizzly bear angry

or

Spitting on a pool of jumping piranahs?
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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #32 on: May 28, 2007, 04:41:49 PM »
Let's see... paw that can rip my face off.... 5 foot spitting distance...
Yeah, the piranahs. And I have a severe fear of fish!

Wearing edible underwear for a week straight
or
A 7 year old wearing hip huggers and a thong?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #33 on: May 28, 2007, 04:44:27 PM »
I assume I'm the one wearing the edible underwear

so um...

the underwear, my regular underwear would disintergrate if I wore for a week straight (I assume its not my kid)






Madonnna's children's book


or



Paris Hilton's music album
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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #34 on: May 28, 2007, 05:00:51 PM »
Paris, at least we don't have to hear Madonna.

Ben Afflecks acting

or

Kevin Costner's ability to hold an accent.
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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #35 on: May 28, 2007, 06:48:33 PM »
Costner- Less sheer indignity per square foot.

Waking up in the middle of the night to hear your dog speaking to you in rapid, evil sounding latin
or
Waking up in the middle of the night to hear some random racoon singing to you "Ring Around the Rosy?"


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #36 on: May 28, 2007, 06:56:16 PM »
Raccoon...there's just something irritaing about 'Ring around the Rosie"



William Hung CD

or

Barney the dinosaur CD
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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #37 on: May 28, 2007, 07:24:58 PM »
Barney's worse. I don't even know this Hung guy.

Seeing your movie end up on MST3K
or
Seeing your movie become really popular with the Japanese?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #38 on: May 28, 2007, 08:09:46 PM »
Japanese...who cares what they like?

(BTW...Hung is that godawful American Idol weirdo who sang "she bang' and wound up releasing a CD)

Dennis Franz's ass

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Kathy Bates' boobs
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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #39 on: May 28, 2007, 08:32:57 PM »
The boobs are worse. I'm as used to asses as I can get, I think, but... uhuhuuhggghhh.

Communism
or
Fascism?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #40 on: May 29, 2007, 04:57:29 PM »
Commies suck.

Jar Jar Binks

or

The sidekick from 'National Treasure'
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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #41 on: May 29, 2007, 05:11:45 PM »
Jar Jar's worse. He has all the annoying of sidekick, plus racial steriotype, with a good wallop of hard to look at.

Aliens 4
or
X-Men 3?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #42 on: May 29, 2007, 05:21:22 PM »
Alien 4...I'm not sure why so many hate X3...It garnered my attention for under two hours...that's all I ask.

Hayden Christensen's acting

or

Antonio Bandares' acting
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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #43 on: May 29, 2007, 05:31:36 PM »
You're... joking, right? Hayden's worse. He may even be worst. At the very least, Banderes is nicer to look at, and I'm a hetero male.

Reading
Hamlet
or
MacBeth?



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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #44 on: May 29, 2007, 05:39:01 PM »
No I wasn't, I despise Bandares

Hamlet, not enough nudity


Insomnia

or

Coma
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