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Offline RobtheBarbarian

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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #210 on: June 14, 2007, 07:28:14 PM »
Ooh, good one. I'd say I'd prefer to lose a toe since it would be harder to find shoes that fit with an extra one.

Camping in the woods and waking up to find a rattlesnake coiled asleep between your legs

or

running out of water and being forced to drink from a gooey, brackish pond


Offline Junkyard

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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #211 on: June 14, 2007, 07:38:12 PM »
Animals don't like me and you have a chance of not getting sick/getting sick slowly with mucky water, so the Rattler is the worse option.

Trapped in a town of
hillbillies
or
hippies?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #212 on: June 14, 2007, 07:49:49 PM »
Hippies, moonshine is potentially more exciting than granola

After setting up camp in what you thought was a deserted clearing: Opening your tent in the morning to be confronted by

A Grizzly Bear or

a naturist convention


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #213 on: June 14, 2007, 08:10:24 PM »
Grizzly. "Getting mauled by a Grizzly Bear is far worse than having to see a bunch of ding-a-lings," as Mom always says.

Permanent death by a
Werewolf
or
Vampire?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #214 on: June 14, 2007, 08:15:23 PM »
As long as we're talking classical vampire(the tiny puncture holes not the rip your throat out kind), werewolf. The vampire leaves a mostly pale and good looking corpse

A permanent cough

or a never ending sneezing fit?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #215 on: June 14, 2007, 08:19:41 PM »
The sneezing fit would be worst by far. Lots of people get by with chronic coughing, nobody gets by with constant sneezing.

The screams of innocent children
or
"Boyfriend" by Avril Levigne?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #216 on: June 22, 2007, 07:46:51 PM »
I don't know who Humgry Howie is, but I need to drink about half my weight in water every time I eat P Hut, so PH is worse.

Hungry Howie's is a Pizza chain whose logo is either a kid puking or recently garroted



They recently had a ventriloquist doll version of Howie in their ads and I've always found those creepy; they might as well rename the chain Magic Pizza

Boy Hungry Howie looks really hungry if you asked me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8erAINADR0
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #217 on: May 26, 2013, 04:08:56 AM »
Screams of Innocent Children.  Yup, you can't beat a classic.

The Wicker Man remake

or

The Day the Earth Stood Still remake