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Offline Junkyard

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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #195 on: June 13, 2007, 05:10:24 PM »
Tucker. Martin's voice can't kill a rat from 3 yards.


Sleeping with
Scary looking 3rd "Star Wars" movie Natalie Portman
or
Scary insane cult member "V for Vendetta" Natalie Portman?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #196 on: June 13, 2007, 07:49:46 PM »
V for Vendetta Nat, whatever she looks like in Episode 3 she still has hair. Shaven heads on a girl aren't hot in my book (Sinead O'Connor is actually steaming when she has hair)

Incurable Athletes Foot

or

Incurable eczema.


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #197 on: June 13, 2007, 07:54:19 PM »
The foot...when the toes itch, blood will flow.

A marathon of William Shatner records

or

Leonard Nimoy poetry?
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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #198 on: June 13, 2007, 07:57:28 PM »
Shatner. Poetry is easy to ignore.

Waking up to find yourself looking exactly like
a Gungan

or
a Ferengi?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #199 on: June 13, 2007, 08:00:41 PM »
Ferengi, I know the ladies would appreciate that Gungan tongue >:D

Having to listen to nothing but Prog Rock for the rest of your life

Or

Avaunt Guard Classical



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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #200 on: June 14, 2007, 06:32:11 AM »
Prog Rock. I'm okay with decoding classical.

Being stuck in an endless
Comic Book Convention
or
Magic: The Gathering Tournament?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #201 on: June 14, 2007, 06:45:04 AM »
Tragic the Gathering: There's the off chance I might see a cute little cosplay girl or two at the comic con.

Foil on a filling

or

Fingers down a blackboard


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #202 on: June 14, 2007, 07:09:14 AM »
Foil. I can handle chalkboard.

Having to french kiss
The Creature from the Black Lagoon

or
Yoda?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #203 on: June 14, 2007, 08:32:14 AM »
Yoda. At least the Creature wouldn't ever say anything.

having a hand replaced with a hook

or

having both legs replaced with pegs


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #204 on: June 14, 2007, 08:59:25 AM »
Assuming I could choose the hand, I'd say the peg legs would be worse.

Being the last person on Earth, period
or
Being the last Human Being on an Earth now populated by zombies?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #205 on: June 14, 2007, 09:22:39 AM »
I think I'd rather slowly go insane from loneliness than have my flesh torn still warm and red from my body.

chugging 3 jugs of maple syrup in a row

or

snorting a big long line of cinnamon


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #206 on: June 14, 2007, 09:32:58 AM »
Tucker. Martin's voice can't kill a rat from 3 yards.


Sleeping with
Scary looking 3rd "Star Wars" movie Natalie Portman
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Scary insane cult member "V for Vendetta" Natalie Portman?

I'm just gonna back up here and counter with 3rd Star Wars Portman, cause DAMN Natalie looked hot bald. 


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #207 on: June 14, 2007, 11:52:47 AM »
The cinnamon lines. Sensitive nose. Hardier stomach.

Find yourself the subject of a 50's translvanian Mob's anger
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The 50's movie Frankenstien's Monster's anger?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #208 on: June 14, 2007, 12:51:37 PM »
The mob has gotta be worse... Frankenstien is relatively slow... but if he does catch you, I'm sure you'll be broken in half relatively quick and painlessly. The mob is gonna mess you up with multiple pitchforkings and whatnot.

purposely popping up the collar on your polo shirt

or

purposely putting a Calvin pissing on something decal on your car


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #209 on: June 14, 2007, 01:36:42 PM »
Calvin. At least wearing a polo shirt with a flipped up collar could be mistaken for ironic or something.

Shaking what you think is a rock from your hiking boot only to find out it's actually a toe
or
Taking off your hiking boot because it feels to tight only to find that you have grown what is unmistakably an 11th toe.