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Offline Junkyard

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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #180 on: June 10, 2007, 08:36:09 PM »
I don't know who Humgry Howie is, but I need to drink about half my weight in water every time I eat P Hut, so PH is worse.


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #181 on: June 11, 2007, 05:15:50 AM »
I don't know who Humgry Howie is, but I need to drink about half my weight in water every time I eat P Hut, so PH is worse.

Hungry Howie's is a Pizza chain whose logo is either a kid puking or recently garroted



They recently had a ventriloquist doll version of Howie in their ads and I've always found those creepy; they might as well rename the chain Magic Pizza



I'll go with HH; I can live with the crappy Pizza Hut stuff.

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Condescending Special Needs Grand Slam

Or

Prayer deflects a rape to somebody else


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #182 on: June 11, 2007, 05:35:09 AM »
Rape Deflection through Prayer. That's a basic perversion.

Being forced to listen to
"Genius in France" by Weird Al
or
"I'm With You" by Avril Levigne
for 2 hours straight?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #183 on: June 11, 2007, 05:45:06 AM »
Le-Vig-Nee without a doubt, horrible horrible horrible

Living for the rest of you life with a tv that only gets QVC

Or Lifetime?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #184 on: June 11, 2007, 05:56:20 PM »
Lifetime, at least funny things potentially happen on live TV

Having your eyelids permanently open

or

Having your nostrils permanently shut
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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #185 on: June 11, 2007, 07:26:41 PM »
The eyelids. Closed nostrils don't hurt like a summbitch.

Having to preform in a production of "Grease" in front of a huge audience without any prior practice or memorization of lines
or
Having to hear "Summer Days" for a 2 full days through?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #186 on: June 11, 2007, 07:36:04 PM »
The 2 hours of Summer Nights cause as a stage musical Grease stinks to high heaven

Being the Child of


or


Alec Baldwin



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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #187 on: June 11, 2007, 07:38:24 PM »
I have no idea who the guy on the top is, and i already kinda look like a Baldwin, so I'll go with "The Anonymous Cracker."

Being abducted by
Aliens
or
Elvis
or
Bigfoot?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #188 on: June 11, 2007, 07:50:48 PM »
I have no idea who the guy on the top is
Here he is, imagine his kids trying to bring him a less than perfect cooked breakfast:
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Oh and Sassquatch is the worst abductor cause I'm a tad hirsute, it might fall in love.

Being a Red Shirt  or an Imperial Storm trooper.



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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #189 on: June 11, 2007, 07:58:06 PM »
Red Shirt. If I'm going to die nameless, I want to do it in armor, not uncomfortable pajamas.

Being turned into a
Mouse
or
Frog?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #190 on: June 11, 2007, 07:59:43 PM »
A mouse, at least as a frog I might meet some hot little royal bint.

Losing your sense of taste or balance?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #191 on: June 11, 2007, 08:06:41 PM »
Balance. Gotta be able to get around.

Being hunted down by
The Easter Bunny
or
Santa?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #192 on: June 12, 2007, 07:05:14 PM »
Easter Bunny, at least Santa is jolly.

Laughing for 24 hours straight

or

One long 24 hr fart.
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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #193 on: June 12, 2007, 09:43:23 PM »
Laughing. That could kill me, whereas the 24 hour fart would just mean that I'd have to spend a day in the woods, alone. (Not at a camp site: too much open flame.)

Being trapped overnite in "Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory"
or
Being trapped overnite in a house full of zombies?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #194 on: June 13, 2007, 04:46:52 PM »
Zombies...cause at least you could kick the Oopa Loompas asses.

Spending all day listening to

Martin Lawrence

or

Chris Tucker?

test out new 'jokes'
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