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Offline Junkyard

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Which Is Worse?
« on: May 23, 2007, 03:38:17 PM »
Yet another, but more specific question game.
I'll start with two options:

What's worse?
Riffing a Broadway Musical in the Theater itself?
or
Riffing a kindergarden play?

You give an answer, you give two options. Same for the next poster, and so on.


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2007, 09:41:52 AM »
Riffing a Broadway musical. If you throw things at kidnergarteners, they throw it back.

Which is worse,

Watching "Being John Malkovich"
or
Being John Malkovich?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2007, 09:54:27 AM »
After Eragon?
Being John Malkovich.

Which is worse?
A melted chocolate bar in your pocket,
or
Melted skittles in your pocket?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2007, 10:18:30 AM »
Well considering I think only the coloring on the Skittles will melt, and you can NEVER really get melted chocolate out of anything, I'll go with melted chocolate.

Which is worse:

Dating Brittney Spears

or

Having to listen to Brittney Spears (assume that you wouldn't actually have to go to her concerts were you dating)
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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2007, 10:39:24 AM »
Dating Brittany Spears. At least when you HEAR her, you can go home at the end of the day and drown it out with some good music. :^)

Which is worse?

Eating a plate full of liver,
or
Drinking a gallon of Diet Coke?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2007, 11:09:05 AM »
Drinking a gallon of Diet Coke. I LIKED liver before I turned from my omnivorous ways!

Being under the influence of Alcohol
or
Being under the influence of Love?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2007, 04:51:58 PM »
Love hurts, but Alchohol hurts worse the next day.

Eating armpit hair

or

Brushing your teeth with a used q-tip?
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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2007, 06:55:49 PM »
Even if the armpit hair was clean, I still wouldn't be able to get it down, and you wouldn't necessarily be able to taste the Q-Tip so long as it only touches the teeth.

Unbelievably freezing cold

or

Heat stroke inducing blazing heat
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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2007, 07:12:22 PM »
Cold. I can't stand any temperature over 75 degrees farenheit.

Getting your toe pierced (through the bone and all,)
or
Getting your naughty bits pierced? (


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2007, 06:46:00 PM »
Any pain associated with naughty bits is scary enough...but there's something verrrry delicate about toe bones.

Getting kicked in the head by a mule

or

Having a professional Baseball pitcher throw a ball @ your genitals?
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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2007, 06:52:32 PM »
I've seen a mule close up. I like my head better than I like my spadoingle. Defenitely the Basketball attack.


Jumping the shark
or
Selling out?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2007, 07:18:06 PM »
Jumping, because there's nothing that can bring you back from that.

Sally Struthers

or

Pernell Roberts
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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2007, 07:24:01 PM »
Struthers. Scary lady. Scary lady make me feel bad. SCARY LADY GO AWAY!


A man with no name showing up at your door
or
A horse with no name showing up at your door?


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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2007, 07:33:25 PM »
Horses can be tamed.

Sweating because of work

or

Sweating because you're fat.
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Re: Which Is Worse?
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2007, 07:36:26 PM »
As Churchill once said, "I may be working, but you're fat, and when I wake up tommorow, I'll be at rest." Or something like that.

Halle Berry's "African" accent in X-Men
or
Jessica Alba's "Blond" hair and skin tone in Fantastic Four?