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Offline daltysmilth

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World's Worst
« on: May 23, 2007, 02:02:46 PM »
I figured we could try this classic "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" game on here, and see how it goes.  Basically it works just like on "Whose Line", only in text format.  Someone comes up with a topic for the "World's Worst" something-or-other, and the next poster has to come up with examples of it.  I'll start with this topic:

World's Worst Cola Advertising Slogans



CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=112104


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Re: World's Worst
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2007, 02:10:14 PM »
Fizzy Brown Corn Syrup Water!


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Re: World's Worst
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2007, 02:13:50 PM »
"Fresh From Junkyard's Eyes"

Heh.  See how I worked something in from another topic?
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=112104


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Re: World's Worst
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2007, 02:18:38 PM »
Ewwwwwwww.......

"It Should Taste Like Chocolate, But Doesn't!"


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Re: World's Worst
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2007, 05:54:57 PM »
Coca Cola, it used to have cocaine in it, who knows, maybe it still does.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: World's Worst
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2007, 06:19:18 PM »
"Hey! That's a really pretty label!"
I really do like pie.


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Re: World's Worst
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2007, 06:20:47 PM »
Grape Soda- Proudly tasting anything like real grapes for 50 years!


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Re: World's Worst
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2007, 06:22:50 PM »
"Coca-Cola: Just think thick, sticky and sweet"


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Re: World's Worst
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2007, 06:29:58 PM »
Diet Coke: Goes great with Mentos!


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Re: World's Worst
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2007, 12:09:57 AM »
"If It Cleans Pennies Imagine What It's Doing To Your Insides"

Great idea, Dalty!


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Re: World's Worst
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2007, 02:00:53 AM »
Pop Gun:  Go eat a bullet... of flavour!


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Re: World's Worst
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2007, 04:55:51 AM »
Coca Cola: No Wonder You're So Fat!


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Re: World's Worst
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2007, 05:22:18 AM »
"Coca Cola: Brown water that makes you fat."


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Re: World's Worst
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2007, 05:26:47 AM »
I think yours beats mine, Psypher.


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Re: World's Worst
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2007, 05:44:45 AM »
I think yours beats mine, Psypher.

Oops. Great minds an' all  ;)

How about a change of pitch: World's Worst Star Trek Episode Title!