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Offline Just Some Guy

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Glitter or Crossroads?
« on: May 21, 2007, 07:49:44 PM »
So after being captured by some nefarious group they strap you into a chair and force your eyes open ala A Clockwork Orange.  But they're going to be "kind" and give you a choice movies.  Your options are Crossroads or Glitter.  What do you do?


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Re: Glitter or Crossroads?
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2007, 08:11:25 PM »
Crossroads.  Contains less singing, and when there is singing, it's not at frequencies which damage my hearing.
By the way, I was being sarcastic.


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Re: Glitter or Crossroads?
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2007, 08:18:59 PM »
Crossroads.  At least there's that mildly sexy opening scene.  And four-years-ago Britney is better than Mariah any day.  Today's Britney...  Well, let's just say it'd be a much closer call.


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Re: Glitter or Crossroads?
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2007, 02:06:00 AM »
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Re: Glitter or Crossroads?
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2007, 02:19:35 AM »
Crossroads. Stupid, yes, remarkably so, but Glitter is just plain evil.
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Re: Glitter or Crossroads?
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2007, 05:18:16 AM »
Coming around the bend it's Gouge Your Eyes Out by half a length, with Crossroads coming up fast.  On the home stretch, it's Gouge Your Eyes Out, followed by Crossroads...  And now they're neck-and-neck...  It's Crossroads by a hair... It's Gouge...  And at the line it's Crossroads by a nose!

For all its shortcomings, Crossroads does at least have Brit in her prime in her underwear.  Guilty pleasure there.  Of course, that's not enough reason to watch the whole movie, since you can just download the best parts and skip the singing.  But given the options, it does beat out Glitter, no question about that.  I'd rather see Britney as she is now than hear Mariah warble like a loose fan belt.


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Re: Glitter or Crossroads?
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2007, 01:15:19 PM »
Glitter, slightly few road trips with annoying women.   Plus Glitter has Mariah in tiny, tiny red dress.


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Re: Glitter or Crossroads?
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Re: Glitter or Crossroads?
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2007, 10:21:56 AM »
Crossroads had prettier girls.  Other than that, meh.
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Re: Glitter or Crossroads?
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2007, 09:56:23 PM »
I choose gouge your eyes out, since I havent seen crossroads, but did see glitter. after the responses, without knowing the rifftrax, I 'd bet crossroads, just because of the britney sexiness. Bald, showing her cooch britney......no, but crossroads britney........yes. Mariah anytime.........no

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Re: Glitter or Crossroads?
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2007, 01:22:10 PM »
I would have to give the edge to Glitter, much as it pains me to give Glitter the edge in anything. There was always something about Britney, even pre-Federline, that squicked me out.
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Re: Glitter or Crossroads?
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2007, 03:41:10 PM »
Crossroads by  a mile over Glitter.

At least with Crossroads I can imagine drinking beer from a blue bottle and raping a girl who dreams of being a singer while she travels across the country with my girlfriend, a dumb guy with a criminal record and a stupid blond only to have her make it big as a singer despite having a disapproving Ghostbuster for a dad... Maybe i should have stopped after the part about the beer. At least That way I don't get punched when my GF catches me cheating on her with yet another girl.....




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Re: Glitter or Crossroads?
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2007, 04:08:36 PM »
Both were 'GAWD AWFUL'!! :gouge:
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Re: Glitter or Crossroads?
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2007, 05:44:45 PM »
Both were 'GAWD AWFUL'!! :gouge:
Bottom Line!

But both rifftrax ruled and had Disembaudio singing.. I got copy the singing parts from the rifftrax and make a few mp3s of Dis Sings the hits..




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Re: Glitter or Crossroads?
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2007, 05:54:16 PM »
Both were 'GAWD AWFUL'!! :gouge:
Bottom Line!

But both rifftrax ruled and had Disembaudio singing.. I got copy the singing parts from the rifftrax and make a few mp3s of Dis Sings the hits..
Oh Yeah! Definitly!
What I meant was the Movies were Gawd Awful..
The Rifftrax's were Excellent!! ;D