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Offline Sharktopus

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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2007, 11:20:01 PM »
Well, in seriousness, Katie Holmes was a dumb choice. in Batman Begins.  She reminded me of the girl in high school that never swore and became class Treasurer and never smiled.  At least a little bit.

I know Gotham ADAs have a short life expectancy, but Katie Holmes will always look like she's 16. (Until one day when she'll suddenly look 60.) Her cracked voice delivery, crooked smile, and prepubescent boy's figure are charming in a goofy, girl-next-door way, but she's about as far from a hard-as-nails, big-city criminal prosecutor as you can get. (Let alone a character that's pretty much Harvey Dent, don't get me started again...) Here's a good rule of thumb, producers: if she'd never fly as Sam Waterston's partner on Law & Order, she won't fly in Gotham.) Maggie Gyllenhaal's a step towards the right direction, if only because she looks old enough to buy a six-pack at the gas station, but I'd wager that a few minutes of screentime in The Dark Knight is the last we hear from Rachel Dawes.


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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #31 on: May 24, 2007, 09:47:06 AM »
Aliens vs Predator.
Aliens:
Predators:


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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #32 on: May 24, 2007, 10:14:34 AM »
Aliens vs Predator.
Aliens:
Predators:

The retarded middle-men, I mean humans:

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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #33 on: May 24, 2007, 10:37:23 AM »
Dr. Strangelove:

Most of the cast doesn't matter, but replace all of Peter Seller's charicters with Adam Sandler. Just try to imagine.


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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #34 on: May 24, 2007, 04:45:30 PM »
Young Frankenstein


Frankenstein..................................Liam Neeson
Igor...................................................Antonio Bandares
The Monster....................................Verne Troyer
Frau..................................................Rosie O'Donnell
Igna...................................................Britney Spears
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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2007, 05:13:14 PM »
I'm going again, dammit!


Shrek 2

Shrek.......................................Frank Langella
Donkey....................................Steven Wright
Fiona.......................................Eleen Degeneres
Puss........................................Kevin Costner
King Harold............................Ryan Seacrest
Queen Lillian.........................Christina Agularia



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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2007, 06:00:36 AM »
Aliens:
Ripley- Britney Spears
Bishop- Shia Lebouf
Various Disposable Charicters- The Wayans Brothers.
The Xenomorph (Alien)- hmmm... Gonna have to go with Dakota Fanning again. Imagine her scurrying through the ventilation ducts, attacking crewmembers, hissing and drooling the entire time.


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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2007, 10:03:08 AM »
The Xenomorph (Alien)- hmmm... Gonna have to go with Dakota Fanning again. Imagine her scurrying through the ventilation ducts, attacking crewmembers, hissing and drooling the entire time.

That is fucking terrifying.


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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #38 on: May 27, 2007, 10:29:42 AM »
Kinda like "The Grudge," but with a blond kid and more noise, huh?


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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #39 on: May 27, 2007, 02:09:06 PM »
Speed

Jack Travis.....................................Bill Murray
Annie Porter...................................Lindsay Lohan
Howard Payne...............................Leslie Nielsen
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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #40 on: May 27, 2007, 05:13:40 PM »
The Incredibles:
Mr. Incredible- Orlando Bloom
Elastigirl- Margaret Cho
Dash- Arnold Schwarzenegger 
Violet- Rosanne Arnold


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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #41 on: May 27, 2007, 06:10:40 PM »
Spider-Man

Peter Parker/Spidey.............................DJ Qualls
MJ............................................................Kathy Griffin
Green Goblin.........................................Jerry Lewis
Harry Osborn.........................................Jimmy Fallon
J Jameson.............................................Lyle Lovett
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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #42 on: March 29, 2010, 07:16:03 AM »
Manos:Hands of Fate:

Husband - Alec Baldwin
Wife - Jenny McCarthy
Daughter - Miley Cyrus
Master - Bruce Willis
Torgo - Christopher Plummer
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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #43 on: April 18, 2010, 02:09:18 PM »
Manos:Hands of Fate:

Husband - Alec Baldwin
Wife - Jenny McCarthy
Daughter - Miley Cyrus
Master - Bruce Willis
Torgo - Christopher Plummer

YES. THIS.
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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #44 on: April 18, 2010, 02:52:23 PM »
        Ghost Busters


        Johnny Depp                     Dr. Peter Venkman

   Jim Belushi                    Dr. Raymond Stantz

        Eugene Levy                      Dr. Egon Spengler

   Jaleel White              Winston Zeddmore

   Paris Hilton                 Dana Barrett
   
   Robert Downey Jr           Louis Tully

   Lily Tomlin                           Janine Melnitz

   Steve Carell                         Walter Peck

   Rudy Giuliani                   Mayor

   Rosie O' Donnel              Gozer

   Paul Ruebens                 Hotel Manager

   Westley Snipes in drag      Librarian

   Bill Mahr                             Archbishop
   
   Dakota Fanning                   Library Ghost

   Betty White                            Dream Ghost

        Cute fluffy rabbits                Demon Dogs

        Giant Shrek baloon            Stay Puff't

        Calista Flockhart                 Slimer

Lots of credit to Vamperica for helping me cast this.
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