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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2007, 09:44:45 PM »
The Passion of the Christ

Jesus - Jean-Claude Van Damme
Mary - Angelina Jolie
Magdalen - Emma Watson
Caiphas - Woody Allen
Judas - Haley Joel Osment
Pontius Pilate - Tobey Maguire


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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2007, 11:10:30 PM »
The Passion of the Christ

Jesus - Jean-Claude Van Damme
Mary - Angelina Jolie
Magdalen - Emma Watson
Caiphas - Woody Allen
Judas - Haley Joel Osment
Pontius Pilate - Tobey Maguire

Haha, that gave me an idea:

Passion of the Christ:

Jesus - Optimus Prime
Caiphas - Hotrod
Judas - Starscream
Pontius Pilate - Megatron
Magdalen - Arcee
'Skip to the End' - Spaced


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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2007, 05:29:40 AM »
"Primacron... Why hath thou forsaken me?"
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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2007, 11:22:01 AM »
Leon - The Professional

Leon - Orlando Bloom
Mathilda - Dakota Fanning
Stansfield - Hugo Weaving
'Skip to the End' - Spaced


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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2007, 12:39:09 PM »
Well, in seriousness, Katie Holmes was a dumb choice. in Batman Begins.  She reminded me of the girl in high school that never swore and became class Treasurer and never smiled.  At least a little bit.
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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2007, 12:55:55 PM »
Schindler's List:
Oscar Schindler: Breckin Meyer
Amon Goeth: Jason Alexander
Itzhak Stern: Will Smith


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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2007, 01:17:49 PM »
Last Man On Earth:
Robert Morgan- Gilbert Godfry


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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2007, 06:07:52 PM »
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (2011)

Del Griffith...................................DJ Qualls
Neal Page...................................Morgan Freeman
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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2007, 06:17:28 PM »
Gladiator 2011

Maximus   - Larry the Cable Guy

Commodus - Harvey Firestein

Lucilla - Pamela Anderson

Marcus Aurelius - Mickey Rooney

Proximo - Nipsey Russel
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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2007, 06:18:10 PM »
Top Gun

Maverick:  Katee Sackhoff
Charlie:  Tricia Hefler
Goose:  Edward James Olmos
Iceman:  Grace Park
Viper:   Mary McDonnell
Jester:  Nicki Clyne
Hollywood:  Jamie Bamber
Cougar:  Tahmoh Penikett

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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2007, 06:26:04 PM »
Full Metal Jacket:
Gny. Sgt. Hartman- Lindsy Lohan
Joker- Hillary Duff
Pyle- Leelee Sobieski


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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2007, 08:07:17 PM »
Forrest Gump (2009)

Forrest Gump.............................Nick Nolte
Bubba..........................................Gary Busey
Jenny...........................................John Travolta
Lt. Dan........................................Jet Li
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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2007, 08:28:24 PM »
Mystery Men:
The Blue Raja- Morgan Freeman
Mr. Furious- Anthony Hopkins
The Shoveller- Michael Caine
The Bowler- Judi Dench
The Spleen- Dwane "The Rock" Johnson
Invisible Boy- James Earl Jones
The Sphinx- Kevin Costner


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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2007, 09:08:55 PM »
Die Hard:

John McClane...........................Bob Denver
Holly Generro............................Hillary Duff
Hans Gruber.............................Eugene Levy
Al Powell....................................Kid Rock
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Re: Totally Miscast Movie Remakes
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2007, 09:20:09 PM »
Gladiator

Maximus ...................The Rock

Commodus ............. Johnny Depp

Lucilla ....................... Angelina Jolie

Proximo .................... Alec Baldwin

Marcus Aurelius ..... Jack Nicholson


Damnit, someone already did it.
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