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Offline Indomitus

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Re: "My name is ___ and I rented 'Glitter'"
« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2007, 06:12:11 PM »
There now, Lady_Decepticon... One should never feel ashamed about the impulse to not purchase Glitter.


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Re: "My name is ___ and I rented 'Glitter'"
« Reply #31 on: May 28, 2007, 09:19:01 PM »
Gee thanks. I feel so much better now. I mean I had second thoughts the moment my hand was hovering over my grocery cart with Glitter in my hands. I meant the DVD that is, not actual glitter.
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Re: "My name is ___ and I rented 'Glitter'"
« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2007, 01:41:31 AM »
Well I rented this for part of my bad movie marathon, so the combination of renting Glitter with Gingerdead Man pretty much eliminated any ability for the rental clerk to assess my taste in movies. :^)


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Re: "My name is ___ and I rented 'Glitter'"
« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2007, 12:56:35 PM »
When I saw this thread I thought is this some kind of self help thread? 

"Hi my name is Doug and I rented Glitter"  :-


That's exactly what it is. Where else are you going to do to share your pain over committing such an act, and find loving, nonjudgmental support?

(Everybody together now:) Hi, Doug!
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Re: "My name is ___ and I rented 'Glitter'"
« Reply #34 on: May 31, 2007, 04:49:33 AM »
Hi, My name is Joel... I rented Glitter...

Our blockbuster actually had it, so I surrounded it with other movies

Strangers with Candy
Master and Commander
V for Vendetta
and... Glitter

In the past I've had to take a deep breath and explain that "Profesional movie comedians do a commentary you can download online", but I've found these people rent crappy movies to people all day, every day... so it's nothing new.

She didn't say anything, and neither did I.


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Re: "My name is ___ and I rented 'Glitter'"
« Reply #35 on: May 31, 2007, 06:49:56 AM »
Ha Ha! Losers! I didn't have to rent it! I have a Disembaudio signed copy, so it's a "Collectible".  :P

However, I did have a bad experience getting Crossroads :(
Details here: http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php/topic,305.msg81340.html#msg81340


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Re: "My name is ___ and I rented 'Glitter'"
« Reply #36 on: May 31, 2007, 08:22:46 AM »
 The Blockbuster next to my apartment doesn't carry it! Damn it all to hell! Now I have to dedicate a few hours out of my day driving around searching for this cursed movie! I'm sure I'll have an embarrassing story to tell soon.
Aaahh! This movie just throws you violently into the next scene!


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Re: "My name is ___ and I rented 'Glitter'"
« Reply #37 on: May 31, 2007, 09:28:03 AM »
or you could use the phone.


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Re: "My name is ___ and I rented 'Glitter'"
« Reply #38 on: May 31, 2007, 11:42:01 AM »
Sure! Why look for it discreetly when you can announce over the phone to complete strangers that you seek Glitter? :^)

Incidentally, at the local Hastings, Glitter was considered a "Drama." I think that's giving it FAR too much credit, but there you go.


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Re: "My name is ___ and I rented 'Glitter'"
« Reply #39 on: June 02, 2007, 10:55:01 PM »
i'd say it's far more a drama than Crossroads yet we have Crossroads in drama at ours...


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Re: "My name is ___ and I rented 'Glitter'"
« Reply #40 on: August 20, 2007, 05:24:30 PM »
I finally tracked down a copy and bought it... I finally get to see this rifftrax tonight!