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Offline Raven

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What have we learned?
« on: May 21, 2007, 03:06:34 PM »
What have we learned?


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2007, 03:59:52 PM »
I've learned that, Mariah Carey has a small role in this film.   I mean, she is hardly on the screen at all   ::)


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2007, 04:37:09 PM »
I've only had a chance to watch half the movie (I have to watch the second half tomorrow) but I have also learned that just because you make a movie featuring a popular singer as their star vehicle it doesn't mean that the singer has to do anything other than stand around with a blank expression while another actor does all the talking for her.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2007, 04:38:08 PM »
We learned that Mariah Carey got famous SOLELY based on her talent.  Not in any way related to her ability to shake her ass and hit high notes.
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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2007, 05:40:44 PM »
I learned that DisembAudio is a better rapper than a singer, but it's still all very painful.

I also learned that 1983 didn't look like 1983 very much.
By the way, I was being sarcastic.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2007, 11:16:53 PM »
I learned that even though Mariah Carey appears in skimpy outfits throughout this film, I am stlll not turned on by her at all despite my being utterly hetero.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2007, 12:13:41 AM »
      I learned why DaBrat is on Celebrity Fit Club.

      I learned that Mike had the self-control to ignore a too obvious line when "Billie" left "Dice" and took her cat.   "Are You Being Served?" would have gone right for the pussy joke.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2007, 12:36:15 AM »
I also learned that you should make the flow of your movies wildly uneven with unexpected shocking moments that are really and truthfully not as shocking as they are laughably stupid.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2007, 12:38:30 AM »
I learned Mariah Carey is a very modest individual. Surely she is. She'd never make a vanity flick that utterly shames Hudson Hawk (which I enjoy for all the wrong reasons). Also, Mariah I do not find in the least attractive, but I learned from Glitter, she can look exceedingly horsefaced at times.
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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2007, 12:53:54 AM »
Let's see... I learned that Mariah thinks (in her mind) that smearing silver paint on her shoulder makes some sort of defiant fashion statement.

And that her head looks like an egg with a face painted on it.  I also learned that Mary Jo is an excellent riffer with a wonderful laugh.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2007, 06:39:49 AM »
We learned that being DJ of the year in 1983 makes you rich and famous.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2007, 08:52:45 AM »
I've learned that a pimp will let 100 Large go without a word for a very long time.  And for no interest, either.  A great source for your home improvement loans, people.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2007, 10:06:58 AM »
I learned you don't have to pay for your cab if your song comes on!  You can just rush out and start dancing with random people!
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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2007, 10:33:15 AM »
I've learned that you can be in a movie for like two hours without acting or reacting to anything for the first hour and a half

I've learned that skinny little white guys can beat the hell out of big ripped pimps

I've learned that Dice was too goddamn stupid to look five feet down the street and see the cops before he attacked the other dude

And I've learned that assault charges apparently just don't matter


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2007, 01:13:18 PM »
I learned that whenever possible, avoid making career decisions.  Just let your S.O./manger/irritant handle it all.