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NBC to Produce "Bionic Woman" for Next Season
« on: May 14, 2007, 08:38:35 AM »
Since it found an audience this season with superpowered stars, NBC will remake "Bionic Woman" with Michelle Ryan in the title role.

Wonder if they will have the same goofy sound effects?

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Re: NBC to Produce "Bionic Woman" for Next Season
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2007, 09:27:58 AM »
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Wow!... Also starring Katee "Starbuck" Sackhoff as the Bionic Woman's evil nemesis. Huh, whaddya' know~

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Re: NBC to Produce "Bionic Woman" for Next Season
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2007, 09:28:49 AM »
We can only hope this show is nothing but mud wresting for an hour straight, each week.


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Re: NBC to Produce "Bionic Woman" for Next Season
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2007, 09:41:06 AM »
"The Six Million Dollar Woman:  the Anna Nicole Smith Story"


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Re: NBC to Produce "Bionic Woman" for Next Season
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2007, 10:50:38 AM »
Well I guess they couldn't get Wagner, she's too busy with her mattress gig.
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Re: NBC to Produce "Bionic Woman" for Next Season
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2007, 10:56:04 AM »
Well I guess they couldn't get Wagner, she's too busy with her mattress gig.

That would take up a lot of her time......


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Re: NBC to Produce "Bionic Woman" for Next Season
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2007, 11:33:53 AM »
Im gonna go out on a limb here and say that this one won't do any better than the original.

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Re: NBC to Produce "Bionic Woman" for Next Season
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2007, 05:12:43 PM »
Leave it to network executives to narrowly snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Heroes isn't doing great because it's got characters with super-powers; it's doing great because it's a fucking terrific show. Birds of Prey had people with super-powers; 'nuff said.
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Re: NBC to Produce "Bionic Woman" for Next Season
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2007, 06:05:12 PM »
Michelle Ryan used to be in a soap over here.  Personally, I thought she was awful in it.  I'm hoping she's better now, though.


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Re: NBC to Produce "Bionic Woman" for Next Season
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2007, 05:03:09 PM »
Michelle Ryan used to be in a soap over here.  Personally, I thought she was awful in it.  I'm hoping she's better now, though.

This clip isn't filling me with a lot of confidence.

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Re: NBC to Produce "Bionic Woman" for Next Season
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2007, 06:10:54 PM »
Oh on, she a combination of Darth Vader and Willy Scott.  This is terrible news for us all.

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