I learned that if you're going to have a lot of martial arts in your film, you might want to hire a martial arts choreographer that knows what he's doing. Even Miami Connection got that right.
I learned what a vertical Colombian necktie looks like. Someone had to use a knife on that guy's chin since no dimple in the world is actually shaped like that.
I learned Velvet Smooth has no actual velvet in it.
I learned this came out the same year Charlie's Angels did. I think this film was ripped off, even if it aired after.
I learned all three of our female leads were more charismatic than the latest reboot of the Angels. And I only remember Velvet's name.
I learned a small part of me died when I realized Velvet and That Guy From Harlem never teamed up. Maybe a fanfic is called for.
I learned I liked the reveal at the end.