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Offline Pak-Man

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Now Available - Ninja Warlord
« on: March 20, 2020, 02:10:20 PM »

https://www.rifftrax.com/ninja-warlord

Ninja Warlord delivers exactly what we expect from a Kung Fu flick: Pink Floyd music and fish taxes.

When the Japanese enact onerous fish taxes (no, that part was not a joke) the Chinese have two options: rally grassroots support to overturn the taxes through vigorous legislative debate, or punch them. They opt for choice B, but to be perfectly honest, A may have made a better movie.

Our hero? A boxer who killed a man in the ring and was so overcome with grief that he started dressing like Rudyard Kipling.  He must take on the ninja warlord, or perhaps he is the ninja warlord? It doesn’t matter because you’ll be on the edge of your seat wondering if the county assessor will tax the fish on a volume basis or a weight basis!

Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill, none of whom can have their pudding because they didn’t eat their meat, for Ninja Warlord!

Written by
Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, Conor Lastowka and Sean Thomason

Contributing writers
Jason Miller and Zachary Shatzer


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Re: Now Available - Ninja Warlord
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2020, 02:19:00 PM »
Best Riff since Attack of the Super Monsters.

"It feels like they both dressed for different movies, and neither of those movies is this movie" I was thinking the same thing right before Kevin said it.


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Re: Now Available - Ninja Warlord
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2020, 08:28:19 AM »
Ninjas, Taxes, and Pink Floyd.

I'm in.