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« Reply #211 on: October 02, 2020, 07:08:44 AM »
if you guys can keep your confirmed cases per day at roughly the rate it is now, everyone currently in america will have been infected by about 2041.
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« Reply #214 on: October 11, 2020, 10:58:44 AM »
just watched a bunch of movie trailers, and quite a few of them said "in theatres this christmas", and i couldn't help but think of
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« Reply #217 on: October 29, 2020, 11:43:06 AM »
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« Reply #219 on: November 12, 2020, 09:40:17 AM »
Heard about a Con in Oklahoma that's still happening (OKiCon) and just...


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« Reply #220 on: November 12, 2020, 07:04:51 PM »
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« Reply #221 on: November 21, 2020, 12:45:04 AM »
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« Reply #223 on: November 22, 2020, 02:56:46 PM »
“My God, it’s full of germs!”


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« Reply #224 on: November 22, 2020, 10:56:56 PM »
I was informed this past Thursday that I may have been exposed to Covid by my therapist at the Physical Therapy center I go to. Anyway, I got tested on Friday, and they told me that the results will take 3-5 days.

Anyways, in the meantime since I live with my parents I have been wearing a mask and a face shield outside my own room so that I don't spray my germs anywhere near them. I have to tell you, it always hurts when you got to social distance in your own home from your parents, and of course I can't even hug my own parents, which is always a little sad. Despite that however, I am still doing okay for now anyway. I'm currently experiencing no symptoms, and as of now I am almost into day 10 of my alleged exposure to the virus.

The doctor said that most people start having symptoms between 7-10 days after exposure. Nonetheless, whether or not my test comes back negative, she told me I should still quarantine myself until the 27th.

I think the worst part about all this is asking my mom or dad to do or get stuff for me. It is kind of humiliating that I have to be in a position to ask my folks to do things for me that normally I could do on my own. I have such a ridiculously sensitive conscience though that I couldn't live with myself if I infected another person, especially my own mom or dad. My Dad is 68 and my mom is 72. If either of them caught it, it could kill them.

I have a very good friend who doesn't believe in the efficacy of masks at all. I'm not going to argue with her though for two big reasons: 1) She's a responsible person who ALWAYS wears a mask at work, and 2) I love her more than anything. I'm not going to debate with somebody I love because friendship is more important than my own ego. As long as she does what's right for herself and everybody else, I'll respect that, and that's part of why she's my friend.
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