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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #34 on: March 12, 2020, 03:52:34 PM »
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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #36 on: March 12, 2020, 04:41:42 PM »
"Hey! Wait a minute, hold on now! This bandstand wasn't double-bolted!!!"

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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #39 on: March 12, 2020, 11:35:25 PM »
NICE!!!! VERY VERY TOPICAL!!!! Good going GFB!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #40 on: March 13, 2020, 09:14:42 AM »
NICE!!!! VERY VERY TOPICAL!!!! Good going GFB!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #42 on: March 15, 2020, 10:36:13 AM »

Don't make me tell you, again, about the scooching...

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/FZ1mdBYrFBU" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/FZ1mdBYrFBU</a>


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #43 on: March 15, 2020, 09:16:18 PM »
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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #44 on: March 15, 2020, 09:25:22 PM »

Don't make me tell you, again, about the scooching...

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/FZ1mdBYrFBU" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/FZ1mdBYrFBU</a>

 

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