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Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« on: February 28, 2020, 02:22:57 PM »
"See you in hell, dinner plate!"


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2020, 02:52:10 PM »
Snake robs Moe's bar and pulls out a wad of cash.

"Ho-haHA! Good bye, student loans!"


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2020, 05:08:21 PM »
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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2020, 10:11:05 PM »
mmm... sacrilicious...
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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2020, 10:55:25 PM »
Those damn waffles sticking to the ceiling... speaking of... Sticking together is what good waffles do!  ;D


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #5 on: February 29, 2020, 12:40:45 AM »
I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was, and now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me.


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #6 on: February 29, 2020, 05:54:26 AM »
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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #7 on: February 29, 2020, 07:32:40 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/v/pzSHqwNdVqE
From the same episode:

Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here?
Hank Scorpio: Sugar? Sure.
[takes two handfuls of sugar out of his pockets]
Hank Scorpio: There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
[reaches back into his pockets]
Homer: Uh... I... no.


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2020, 07:12:19 AM »


my name is otto, and i loooove to get blotto.
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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2020, 07:27:14 AM »
Jebediah: A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
Mrs. Krabappel: Embiggen? I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield.
Ms. Hoover: I don't know why. It's a perfectly cromulent word.


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2020, 07:43:43 AM »
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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2020, 06:12:14 PM »
"Sir, why don't you just use cows?"
"Cows don't look like cows on film, you have to use horses."
"What do you do if you need something that looks like a horse?"
"well, normally we just tape a bunch of cats together."


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2020, 07:14:25 PM »
Bart!  Stop that!  Cigars are for rich people and legendary comedians like Bill Crosby and David Letterson.
I'm not particularly religious, and I don't really like Muppets, but I do love word play.


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2020, 10:05:28 PM »
"Oh no! Not the Harrier jet! We got a war tomorrow!!!"