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Offline Nunyerbiz

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OMG! I AM A JEDI!
« on: May 11, 2007, 01:01:50 PM »

I was outside having a smoke break at work about 15 minutes ago. As I finished my smoke and headed to the door, some random guy walked out. I don't know who he was but he had a "visitor" security badge. Anyways, in passing he says to me...

"I think I'll have one more deathstick before I hit the road."

Unable to resist dropping movie references just to amuse myself... Of course I replied... with a Jedi-like handwave...

"You don't need to have a deathstick. You want to go home and rethink your life."

I fully expected the guy to give me a befuddled look and go about his business... but he looked at me as if I was being 100% serious and said "You're right... I need to quit."... then put the cigarette back into the box and kept walking out towards the parking lot.

BEHOLD MY HIGH CONCENTRATION OF MIDICHLORIANS!!!!


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Re: OMG! I AM A JEDI!
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2007, 09:15:31 PM »
Quite possibly the funniest thing I've heard all week.


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Re: OMG! I AM A JEDI!
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2007, 10:46:48 PM »
I always thought people called them "cancer sticks" ? damn the prequels are actually influencing our dialect... scary.


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Re: OMG! I AM A JEDI!
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2007, 10:48:18 PM »
I admire your ability to say the stupid things I would only think. Kudos.

Also, congratulations on the Jedi thing. Are you too old to begin the training?


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Re: OMG! I AM A JEDI!
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2007, 03:47:09 AM »
Your last line reeks of pride.  The dark side, you must beware of!   ;D


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Re: OMG! I AM A JEDI!
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2007, 10:55:13 AM »
Your last line reeks of pride.  The dark side, you must beware of!   ;D

Shouldn't it be, "Of beware side dark must the you"


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Re: OMG! I AM A JEDI!
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2007, 11:05:58 AM »
Quote from: Hobbit
Shouldn't it be, "Of beware side dark must the you"

Fun of Yoda, do you make?!?@#!



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Re: OMG! I AM A JEDI!
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2007, 11:15:01 AM »
HAHAHA, this thread is awesome!

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: OMG! I AM A JEDI!
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2007, 11:51:51 AM »
Quote from: Hobbit
Shouldn't it be, "Of beware side dark must the you"

Fun of Yoda, do you make?!?@#!



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I do


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Re: OMG! I AM A JEDI!
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2007, 11:57:08 AM »
Quote from: Hobbit
Shouldn't it be, "Of beware side dark must the you"

Fun of Yoda, do you make?!?@#!



-Rude



I do

Oh no you didn't...



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Re: OMG! I AM A JEDI!
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2007, 07:49:55 PM »



Yo-ho Yoda!


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Re: OMG! I AM A JEDI!
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2007, 11:00:13 PM »
haha, Yo-Ho Da! Priceless.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: OMG! I AM A JEDI!
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2007, 07:17:38 AM »
I admire your ability to say the stupid things I would only think. Kudos.


Yea... it's a curse really. I was never terribly good at old fashioned book learnin'... but I've always had a mental trigger when it comes to dropping a movie / song lyric reference out of left field.

Keeping with the Star Wars theme, I used to pull the "you don't need to see my identification" out a lot when I was buying beer and/or smokes... While I wouldn't say it ever had a very high success rate... it would work more times then I thought it would. It's amazing how you can get away with simple suggestion when people aren't really paying much attention. "Yea... you look old enough"


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Re: OMG! I AM A JEDI!
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2007, 01:23:14 AM »
I say "These aren't the droids you're looking for" quite often, but it's usually just non sequitur. Always makes my friends laugh, though.

"A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to" gets a lot of mileage from me, as well.


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Re: OMG! I AM A JEDI!
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2007, 11:49:52 PM »
For some werid ass reason, I was thinking this was going to turn into a scene from Clerks complete with a covert gum salesman and a mob of people pelting the smoker with unlit cigs.