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black widow (2020)
« on: December 03, 2019, 03:35:18 AM »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/O76fSEGW8J8" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/O76fSEGW8J8</a>

that's taskmaster with the bow, right? i'm a little disappointed that the helmet isn't skull-ier.
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Re: black widow (2020)
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2019, 12:17:46 PM »

that's taskmaster with the bow, right? i'm a little disappointed that the helmet isn't skull-ier.
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Re: black widow (2020)
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2019, 04:39:20 PM »
YAY!
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Re: black widow (2020)
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2019, 05:08:11 PM »
Frickin'... A!  ;D
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Re: black widow (2020)
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2019, 05:29:50 PM »
This looks really good. I just hope that this movie remembers that GENERAL ROSS IS A VILLAIN!!!!!



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Re: black widow (2020)
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2019, 08:28:16 PM »
This looks really good. I just hope that this movie remembers that GENERAL ROSS IS A VILLAIN!!!!!

maybe we'll get red hulk.
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Re: black widow (2020)
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2019, 09:39:22 AM »
This looks really good. I just hope that this movie remembers that GENERAL ROSS IS A VILLAIN!!!!!

Eh, I mean, in the same way that J. Jonah Jameson is a villain.  Actually, JJJ isn't actively trying to stop a walking disaster.  It just so happens Ross is a jerk who tries to solve exploding poison shrapnel nails with a hammer made of fire.


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Re: black widow (2020)
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2019, 10:14:24 AM »
Ross is Captain Ahab. Hulk's his Moby Dick. He's obsessive to the point of being dangerous about catching The Hulk, but he's doing it because the Hulk is dangerous.


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Re: black widow (2020)
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2019, 08:20:17 PM »
One thing's for sure... it's bound to be thousands of times better than Anna from earlier this year... God what a mediocre film that was.
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Re: black widow (2020)
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2020, 10:07:15 AM »
Well I'm down for whatever the MCU brings us.  I'll be in the theater on opening weekend.  That said, it's tough to get excited about this.  Black Widow was always cool, but she was weak compared to most of the heroes.  From the trailer, it looks like an average spy thriller.  I'm "meh" on spy thrillers.
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Re: black widow (2020)
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2020, 12:19:05 PM »
I'm really hoping this is a big breakout role for David Harbour. It's a shame Hellboy ended up as bad as it did.