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Offline Pak-Man

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Now Available - Robo Vampire
« on: December 06, 2019, 12:15:45 PM »

Did the world really need another vampire movie? After all, we know all the tropes: they hop around like they’re on invisible pogo sticks, their leader is a gorilla who wants to marry a ghost-witch, and they love heroin.

Okay, so maybe Robo Vampire takes a few liberties with Mr. Stoker’s original mythos. But what it lacks in tradition it more than makes up for in utterly incoherent madness. There’s not even a Robo Vampire and that’s like the thirtieth most crazy thing in the movie Robo Vampire.

Robo Vampire foregoes the blood, and just wants to suck. Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Robo Vampire!

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Re: Now Available - Robo Vampire
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2019, 03:27:39 PM »
As I suspected, this is a Godfrey Ho joint.

Look him up.

His deal is that he takes Asian kung fu movies and re-edits them with new scenes for English speaking audiences and they are insane.  I saw one for an episode of How Did This Get Made?  I'm shocked this one didn't have the word "Ninja" in the title as 90 per cent of his movies did.

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Re: Now Available - Robo Vampire
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2019, 09:36:06 PM »
Yay, more Asian films please!

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Re: Now Available - Robo Vampire
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2019, 07:21:36 PM »
Yay, more Asian films please!

Part of me wants to see Fantasy Mission Force done by them, but it's so intentionally absurd I'm not sure if they can improve it. I saw it back in the day of VHS rentals, but Brandon reminded me of how ridiculous it is. Jackie Chan is in it as well. His review

Japanese Nazis. Amazon Warriors. Ghosts. An Asian Scot. Just... everything.

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Re: Now Available - Robo Vampire
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2019, 01:45:28 AM »
The title is so close to "Robots vs. Vampires".  That title would have at least made sense, even if the content of the movie didn't.
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