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Offline Sharktopus

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Re: The all 80's/90's action star casting of the Avengers.....
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2007, 05:40:05 PM »
I know he's technically not an Avengers villain, but I'd like to see JCVD as Diablo, the prancing poser!  ;D

Jean Claude Van Damme harnasses the power of the Philosopher's Stone? I'd like to see that movie.

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Re: The all 80's/90's action star casting of the Avengers.....
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2007, 10:35:24 AM »
You asked for it:


Ew - he looks like SpiderWoman.
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Re: The all 80's/90's action star casting of the Avengers.....
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2007, 09:20:24 PM »
Given what Spider-Woman's powers are, that is a very, very upsetting thought.
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Re: The all 80's/90's action star casting of the Avengers.....
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2007, 11:29:23 PM »
You asked for it:


Ew - he looks like SpiderWoman.

Look at what you've made me do!



I'm fairly sure I'm the first person to even put the Boz's head on Jessica Drew's body.


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Re: The all 80's/90's action star casting of the Avengers.....
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2007, 12:23:48 AM »
Any chance you can make Tom Cruise into Jessica Jones for me?


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Re: The all 80's/90's action star casting of the Avengers.....
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2007, 12:27:42 AM »
Any chance you can make Tom Cruise into Jessica Jones for me?

I don't see why not. Gimme a few minutes...  ;D


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Re: The all 80's/90's action star casting of the Avengers.....
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2007, 12:53:06 AM »
DAMMIT! I just realized you said Jessica Jones. That's not nearly as funny. Oh well.



This is officially the weirdest thread anywhere ever.
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Re: The all 80's/90's action star casting of the Avengers.....
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2007, 01:16:08 AM »
I considered using the cover of Alias #25 or Jessica in her Jewel costume, but this seemed funniest:



I feel like I should apologize to Bendis. But then, he has some things to apologize to me for so this just evens the scales a little...
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Re: The all 80's/90's action star casting of the Avengers.....
« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2007, 12:32:23 PM »
DAMMIT! I just realized you said Jessica Jones. That's not nearly as funny. Oh well.
This is officially the weirdest thread anywhere ever.


Shark, you are too much, those pictures are fabulous.  Bravo  :clap:

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Re: The all 80's/90's action star casting of the Avengers.....
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2007, 03:32:10 PM »


I can't beat Dolph Lundgren as Thor.


I can. Vincent D'Onofrio as Thor. Heck, he already has the hammer....


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Re: The all 80's/90's action star casting of the Avengers.....
« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2007, 06:17:08 PM »


Ehn, I'd close my eyes and think of Katie.   >:D


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Re: The all 80's/90's action star casting of the Avengers.....
« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2007, 10:34:54 PM »
Do the people around you  ever... say anything .. or ask what the fuck you're doing? I mean, it's hard to explain context n' whatnot.

Which is why I tend to work on this stuff when I'm alone, but my roommate gets it, no explanation needed, which is why he's my best friend. The girlfriend's just glad I seem to be developing some sort of skill. If you ever need someone to shop male movie stars' heads onto female superheroes' bodies, you know who to call.

Anymore requests?  :)



Ehn, I'd close my eyes and think of Katie.   >:D

I have to say that Jessica Drew with Tom Cruise's head still gives Katie Holmes a run for her money in the sexy department.
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Re: The all 80's/90's action star casting of the Avengers.....
« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2007, 11:48:55 PM »
I considered using the cover of Alias #25 or Jessica in her Jewel costume, but this seemed funniest:



I feel like I should apologize to Bendis. But then, he has some things to apologize to me for so this just evens the scales a little...

I asked you to make a picture with Tom Cruise's head on Jewel's body! Not a picture of Katie Holmes amongst the Avengers!... Oh...

Nevermind.


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Re: The all 80's/90's action star casting of the Avengers.....
« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2007, 11:50:06 PM »
P.S. and sorry for the double post, but...

It's Jessica and Luke Cage's baby, so... why is it white? Dum dum Duuuh!


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Re: The all 80's/90's action star casting of the Avengers.....
« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2007, 12:58:32 AM »
It's hard to find decent pictures of Jess in her Jewel costume, and I'm too lazy to hook up the scanner. Plus, I keep getting a porn star named Jessica Jewel from Google image search. I'll go with this cover from The Pulse, where their unnamed daughter is much more mocha colored:


In the meantime, please enjoy my '80s Avengers lineup:

You can't really tell, but that's Ally Sheedy as Wasp. Should I have made Judd Nelson Vision? Maybe, but Charlie Sheen's funnier. Come to think of it, I should make Judd Nelson Hawkeye, so Emilio can be Wonder Man. Then Wondy and Vision will be brothers, like the sorta are in the comics.

... I am such a dork.
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