List of Crap #120: Top 50 Fictional Talking Animals!

[RVR II]

Robot Chicken doesn’t actually say anything so he is disqualified from this List of Crap.

“gobble gobble.”

[F-Zero]

Robot Chicken doesn’t actually say anything so he is disqualified from this List of Crap.

“gobble gobble.”

Is that not correct?  I couldn't find any quotes or any videos where he says anything.

[RVR II]

Don't chickens say 'BALK-BALK'?

[F-Zero]

Don't chickens say 'BALK-BALK'?

Right!  I was actually thinking what do you call that sound.  I'll put that on the fixit list. Dentist appt inc.

[F-Zero]

[RVR II]

Don't chickens say 'BALK-BALK'?

Right!  I was actually thinking what do you call that sound.  I'll put that on the fixit list. Dentist appt inc.

[PsychoGoatee]

Lot of cool stuff! On Science Dog, which is a spin-off from Invincible (it's a comic book in that universe), one bit of trivia is his logo is seen on a t-shirt or two in The Walking Dead, since they're all creations of Robert Kirkman.

And Knuckles does remind me that I forgot some seriously cool (way past cool) characters from the 90s on my list. Knuckles just missed that TV cartoon pay day, the residual checks would've really helped him out. But at least he's still in the games and comics. (And actually I think he's in some recent toons, just not the 90s classics. Well he was in that anime OVA...)

Here's a Knuckles Halloween themed hip-hop track from Sonic Adventure 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF726gXNNmE

And I'll say I think I underrate Donald Duck. Since just earlier today in the car I did a bit of Donald Duck sound effects to amuse myself, and I don't often think about what a cultural impact this duck has had. Since I don't watch toons that feature Donald regularly, but he is an immortal icon.

[Pak-Man]

Donald Duck=Norman Krasner.

[F-Zero]

#33

Hong Kong Phooey
(Hong Kong Phooey)  #15 RVR II, #18 F-Zero, #20 fluncheon

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/ljmquLwn1Qs" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/ljmquLwn1Qs</a>

Hong Kong Phooey, is the clownishly clumsy secret identity of Penrod "Penry" Pooch, working at a police station as a "mild-mannered" janitor under the glare of Sergeant Flint, nicknamed "Sarge."

Hong Kong Phooey is voiced by Scatman Crothers. Sergeant Flint is voiced by Joe E. Ross, who was best known as Officer Gunther Toody in the early 1960s television series Car 54, Where Are You? As Flint, Ross revived Toody's famous "Ooh! Ooh!" exclamation.

“HO!, Hee!, Hi! Ho!, HA!”


 Itchy & Scratchy
(Simpsons)  #13 linszoid, #14 Russoguru

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/YwNv7Ch8myQ" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/YwNv7Ch8myQ</a>

The Itchy & Scratchy Show depicts a blue mouse, Itchy (voiced by Dan Castellaneta), who repeatedly kills a black cat, Scratchy (voiced by Harry Shearer).

The Itchy and Scratchy characters are extremely violent and bloody parodies of Tom and Jerry and Herman and Katnip;  The mouse (or mice) are almost always the aggressors and, as opposed to Tom and Jerry, they relentlessly attempt to kill Scratchy and any other cats around. The cartoons became popular among the show's writers and animators, and they are often added when an episode needs expanding.

“Itchy: Look, Scratchy! It's our new friend Poochie!
Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot. “



Martin
(Martin the Warrior)  #1 linszoid

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/yJQFFJizLfg" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/yJQFFJizLfg</a>

Martin the Warrior tells the story of a young mouse named Martin, a slave in Marshank under the cruel stoat Badrang the Tyrant.

Martin is a great fighter, both wise and ferocious, though he had a brutal and tragic past.

“You will stay and help defend our cave against all comers, protect those weaker than yourself and honor our code. Always use the sword to stand for good and right, never do a thing you would be ashamed of, and never let your heart rule your mind.”


Rainbow Dash
(My Little Pony Friendship is Magic)  #1 MartyS (Gromit)

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/k5hC61YD_vE" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/k5hC61YD_vE</a>

Rainbow Dash is a female Pegasus pony and one of the main characters in My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. She maintains the weather and clears the skies in Ponyville.

She is surprisingly tomboyish, doesn't care about how she looks. She is incredibly fast, and capable of pulling of a Sonic Rainboom, which requires a pegasus to accelerate to hypersonic speed.

However, she is not without her character flaws, she has a temper that may cause her to try and attack an antagonist who was being a jerk. Can be insensitive and arrogant. Even though the arrogance was down a notch after The Mysterious Mare Do Well, she still does have some. Not to mention she is quite brash.

But despite that, she never leaves her friends hanging, and cannot abandon them for her own heart's desire.

Voiced by Ashleigh Ball.

“Ahhhhhhhh! This is the best day OhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygosh(singing and dancing in the air) I’m gonna fly with WindWider and the wonderbolts cuz I’m the best and I’m awesome and they know it.”



Sash Lilac
(Freedom Planet)  #1 Iron Curtain

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/x66a8kmcVW8" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/x66a8kmcVW8</a>

Sash Lilac is the overrall main protagonist of Freedom Planet and its sequel. She is a water dragon-type character who seeks to protect the world of Avalice from outside threats such as Lord Brevon's alien army. She is voiced by Dawn Michelle Bennett.

Lilac is a good-spirited dragon and is more then willing to help those in trouble or in need. She is very motivated and refuses to give up under any circumstances, even when the rest of the team doubts the success of their mission. Lilac can get very angry, but only when pushed to the extreme.

"I don't care how dangerous it is! It's gonna take a lot more than robots and aliens to slow a dragon down!"


Toby the Turtle
(Robin Hood)  #1 ColeStratton

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/9C6H_BAIEiE" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/9C6H_BAIEiE</a>

Toby Turtle is an anthropomorphic turtle in Disney's 1973 animated feature film Robin Hood. He is Skippy's, Sis's, and Tagalong's friend.

He is seen to be fairly cautious and cowardly, but is usually convinced by Skippy and Sis to join in their fun. Toby is usually seen wearing black spectacles and a brown boat-like hat.

Voiced by Richie Sanders.

"Uh-oh. Now you done it."

[F-Zero]

And that ends the bouquets of single vote-getters.  >whew< 

Smaller bouquets now and all entries will have at least two votes each.

[Johnny Unusual]

#33

Hong Kong Phooey

His theme song made me assume he'd place higher.

[F-Zero]

#32

Barney the Dinosaur
(Barney & Friends)  #13 F-Zero, #13 fluncheon

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/ix9wpslKwBE" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/ix9wpslKwBE</a>

Universally beloved purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus Rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, optimistic attitude.

Although the show was a runaway hit, PBS initially opted not to provide funding beyond the initial 30-episode run. Members of the Barney Fan Club had parents write letters and make phone calls to their local PBS stations to show their support for Barney & Friends. By the time of the yearly member stations' meeting, station executives across the country were up in arms over the prospect of one of their most popular shows being canceled. Faced with an atmosphere that president Rifkin later described as "like an insurrection", PBS ultimately relented. 

Resistance is futile.

“Hello again to all my friends I'm glad you came to play. Our fun and learning never ends.”

[Russoguru]

No, seriously, what's the REAL #32 entry?

[F-Zero]

No, seriously, what's the REAL #32 entry?

[RVR II]

I think Barney was more 'Universally Bizarre'