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Offline Pak-Man

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Now Available - The Visitor
« on: October 25, 2019, 03:43:44 PM »


https://www.rifftrax.com/the-visitor

Fried chicken is delicious. So is butterscotch pudding. Ditto a tall, frosty IPA. A dozen freshly shucked oysters, yes please. Veal picatta? Mmmmm! Now, put all them all in a blender and hit puree. That’s the equivalent of The Visitor. Here’s a straw!

The Visitor’s got ambitious cinematography, big name actors, and a score that makes The Goblin sound like they barfed on their Casio. But when you add them all together, the result is a baffling mess, as incoherent as it is unintentionally funny.

When a young girl begins to manifest her latent psychic abilities, viewers will undoubtedly be reminded of dozens of movies with similar plots. But The Visitor introduces a twist that RiffTrax fans will never see coming: poorly rendered killer birds attacking! Why it’s all John Huston can do to not fall asleep in terror mid-scene.
Join Mike, Kevin, Bill, several bald children, a basketball team who can only score by dunking, an evil cabal of satanist businessmen, and the most unfortunate movie mom since Bambi for The Visitor!

Written by:
Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, Conor Lastowka, and Sean Thomason

Contributing writers:
Jason Miller and Zachary Shatzer


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Re: Now Available - The Visitor
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2019, 04:27:43 PM »
Oh, this is going to be an upcoming How Did This Get Made as well.  Synchonicity.


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Re: Now Available - The Visitor
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2019, 08:33:48 AM »
In case anyone hasn't heard... the original audio mix for this was redone and re-uploaded. The new version is way better.
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