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Now Available - Blood Theatre
« on: May 12, 2019, 12:47:14 AM »

https://www.rifftrax.com/blood-theatre

Every time the Blood Theatre has opened for business, someone has died. But this time, the most incompetent theater owner in town has a good feeling about his chances!

After all, he’s the brains behind such innovations as the totally necessary “movie theater employee locker room” and the enormous PA system that’s constantly blaring announcements to people who have already bought their damn tickets. So it will come as no surprise that things immediately go wrong and people die. But at least their theater uses real butter instead of that gross artificial stuff!

One thing the Blood Theatre has going for it? It doesn’t show movies directed by Hobgoblins auteur Rick Sloane. Unfortunately, this huge plus is immediately negated by the fact that Blood Theatre itself is directed by Rick Sloane.

It’s up to you if you wanna join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for the riffing; the rest of us are gonna watch a nice, safe Neil Breen movie instead.

Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka, and Sean Thomason

Contributing writers: Zachary Shatzer and Jason Miller


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Re: Now Available - Blood Theatre
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2019, 05:35:44 PM »
Only Rifftrax could get me excited after hearing the name "Rick Sloane"


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Re: Now Available - Blood Theatre
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2019, 07:50:38 PM »
Perhaps RiffTrax will also riff Clown Whores of Hollywood, another Sloane movie that appeared in this movie.


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Re: Now Available - Blood Theatre
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2019, 03:49:40 AM »
Perhaps RiffTrax will also riff Clown Whores of Hollywood, another Sloane movie that appeared in this movie.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9002272/

Might make for a good short?


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Re: Now Available - Blood Theatre
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2019, 08:27:32 AM »
I found a set of subtitles that weren't too bad, synced them to the riff, and made a few corrections.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/lbzmc2ogut4bmlo/RiffTrax.s01e293%20Blood%20Theatre.EN.srt?dl=0

Enjoy!