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Offline Pak-Man

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Now Available - Blood Theatre
« on: May 12, 2019, 12:45:33 AM »

Every time the Blood Theatre has opened for business, someone has died. But this time, the most incompetent theater owner in town has a good feeling about his chances!

After all, he’s the brains behind such innovations as the totally necessary “movie theater employee locker room” and the enormous PA system that’s constantly blaring announcements to people who have already bought their damn tickets. So it will come as no surprise that things immediately go wrong and people die. But at least their theater uses real butter instead of that gross artificial stuff!

One thing the Blood Theatre has going for it? It doesn’t show movies directed by Hobgoblins auteur Rick Sloane. Unfortunately, this huge plus is immediately negated by the fact that Blood Theatre itself is directed by Rick Sloane.

It’s up to you if you wanna join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for the riffing; the rest of us are gonna watch a nice, safe Neil Breen movie instead.

Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka, and Sean Thomason

Contributing writers: Zachary Shatzer and Jason Miller

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Re: Now Available - Blood Theatre
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2019, 06:52:04 AM »
Oof.  This one looks rough.

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Re: Now Available - Blood Theatre
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2019, 07:35:27 PM »
There sure was excessive fuse panel opening!

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Re: Now Available - Blood Theatre
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2019, 09:31:13 AM »
Am I the only one that when I read the title I hear it in my head in 90s Kid voice?