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Offline CJones

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What did you CARL!.. learn?
« on: May 05, 2019, 02:14:16 PM »
It's perfectly safe to fly to an island with exactly enough fuel to get there, and no guarantee you'll find more on said island.

Island natives love it when someone with a gun forces them to come with them.

There's a Walking Dead joke in the riff, and it ISN'T about Andrew Lincoln shouting "CARL!"


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Re: What did you CARL!.. learn?
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2019, 07:35:11 PM »
I learned that practitioners of vodou speak Spanish, not French like you'd expect (what with vodou being primarily a Haitian religious activity). And that they'll listen to any random white dude who claims to be a powerful god-spirit.


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Re: What did you CARL!.. learn?
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2019, 07:41:03 PM »
I learned a cast of unintentionally unlikable characters make for great riffing fodder. Seriously did any of them have a redeeming quality?
I learned the main bad guy watched the short on Grasses, since his mask was composed of it and clearly handmade. ACI knows their stuff.
I learned when the single word 'zombie' comes up, everyone starts singing The Cranberry's hits. Including me. I did do it before Mike brought it up.
I learned looking for a cure for cancer will allow you to create an army more invincible than an army of Faceless Giants.
I learned the main bad guy was going to kill his only leverage against the scientist he was forcing to work for him.
I learned the main bad guy invited a bunch of people on to his island where they could stumble on his plan for world domination was a bad idea. Like most things in this film it's counter intuitive.
I learned researchers for a cure for cancer will store a low yield thermonuclear device in their lair for some reason. And have no compunction against blowing up an island's native population. I guess everyone there was in on it?




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Re: What did you CARL!.. learn?
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2019, 04:54:15 AM »
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Re: What did you CARL!.. learn?
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2019, 08:50:32 AM »
I learned the same thing as the guy right above me.
I also learned that you can somehow conquer the world with a couple hundred slow moving guys.
I learned that the guys have the same relationship with calypso music as I do: only knowing those two Harry Bellafonte songs from Beetlejuice.
I learned that you can have a movie called I Eat Your Skin with no skin eating.
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I'm not particularly religious, and I don't really like Muppets, but I do love word play.


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Re: What did you CARL!.. learn?
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2019, 08:21:48 AM »
I learned the same thing as the guy right above me.
I also learned that you can somehow conquer the world with a couple hundred slow moving guys.
I learned that the guys have the same relationship with calypso music as I do: only knowing those two Harry Bellafonte songs from Beetlejuice.
I learned that you can have a movie called I Eat Your Skin with no skin eating.

There was a bit of skin nibbling.


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Re: What did you CARL!.. learn?
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2019, 10:19:31 AM »
I learned the same thing as the guy right above me.
I also learned that you can somehow conquer the world with a couple hundred slow moving guys.
I learned that the guys have the same relationship with calypso music as I do: only knowing those two Harry Bellafonte songs from Beetlejuice.
I learned that you can have a movie called I Eat Your Skin with no skin eating.

There was a bit of skin nibbling.
There's less skin eating in this than there is in Poultrygeist.


"I know it's fattening, but I love the skin"



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Re: What did you CARL!.. learn?
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2019, 07:24:27 PM »

There's less skin eating in this than there is in Poultrygeist.


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Re: What did you CARL!.. learn?
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2019, 11:29:48 AM »
I learned that there's a Spanish-speaking Caribbean Island that doesn't speak the Caribbean dialect of Spanish.


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Re: What did you CARL!.. learn?
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2019, 08:19:59 PM »
I learned that general aviation pilots will remain inside a plane as a man carrying an obviously-labelled box of dynamite towards them even if they could easily escape.