Best line

[Gibborino]

Mike: Introducing..."NOT the Balrog."

[doctor 7]

Can't remember the exact quote but

For it is written when the sword glows red he who yields it shall fall asleep alone after eating a can of Chef-Boyardee straight from the can.
How long's it been glowing red for?
Ooh going on six years.

[kodiakthejuggler]

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

I'm still surprised to hear a Clerks reference in a riff of a PG movie!

[MST3Kgirl]

you smell like used butt

and the "whoopie" when the guy jumped during the battle scene..

[Yurple]

...a young boy leaves home to go hunting...
Fascinating.  I'll alert the media.

Best quote ever!

[Compound]

Okay, I was rewatching this today, and I think I may have discovered one of the most obscure references that the guys have ever done. During one of the fight scenes, Mike and Kev burst into this song:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/7kKU1S0lWxo&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/7kKU1S0lWxo&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1</a>

Why burst into an allegedly Swedish folk song from the 1940s during E-ragon, home of all of your internet ragon needs? Who knows? But it was done anyway. I only recognized it from a chance link I saw while looking into the Trololo thing a while back.

[BathTub]

We've run out of fruity hats my liege!

Dammit, I came here to say this but I already had. Still my favourite line, the delivery is just perfect.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

Can't remember the exact quote but

For it is written when the sword glows red he who yields it shall fall asleep alone after eating a can of Chef-Boyardee straight from the can.
How long's it been glowing red for?
Ooh going on six years.

Finally decided, and I shall correct you.

"Legend has it, that when the sword gloweth blue, its weilder shall fall asleep in front of the X-Files after eating beefaroni straight from the can."
"I'm guessing that sword's been glowing blue for a while now?"
"Six solid years."