Can't remember the exact quote but
For it is written when the sword glows red he who yields it shall fall asleep alone after eating a can of Chef-Boyardee straight from the can.
How long's it been glowing red for?
Ooh going on six years.
Finally decided, and I shall correct you.
"Legend has it, that when the sword gloweth blue, its weilder shall fall asleep in front of the X-Files after eating beefaroni straight from the can."
"I'm guessing that sword's been glowing blue for a while now?"
"Six solid years."