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Alone in the Dark vs QuipTracks - NOW AVAILABLE!
« on: January 19, 2019, 08:15:22 PM »
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There are two kinds of movies. There are entertainers and there are challengers. Considering the way it completely breaks apart 73 seconds in and goes on to be regarded as one the most shameful and preventable disasters ever recorded, Uwe Boll's Alone in the Dark is decidedly a Challenger.

Indeed, the film challenges both its audience and the culture surrounding it. Particularly bold are its alien monsters, which Uwe has unapologetically dubbed "Xenos", daring you to compare them to the more well-known and highly regarded Xerox subsidiary, Zeno Office Solutions. Bolder still is the casting of vapid space case Tara Reid as an ostensibly competent archaeologist, sending the uplifting message that dumb girls can be smart too.

But perhaps the most challenging aspect of the film is the way Uwe expands and evolves the frankly played-out "unreliable narrator" convention to also include an unreliable prop department, unreliable captioning, and a bevy of unreliable lighting rigs. What is the plot? Uwe won't tell you, and by doing so, he cheekily holds up a mirror to you, the sole viewer in the empty theater, to reveal that it is YOU who is alone and in the dark.

Featuring: Tristan and Tracy
Written by Tristan and Tracy
Additional writing by Kevin Bowersox and Dru Brock




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Re: QuipTracks VS Alone in the Dark - COMING SOON!
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2019, 07:23:32 AM »
Initial recording is 100% complete. Editing is 75% complete.



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Re: QuipTracks VS Alone in the Dark - COMING SOON!
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2019, 09:22:43 AM »
Quote from: Quirk link=topic=34554.msg1005267#msg1005267 date=Uwe Boll's [i
Alone in the Dark is decidedly a Challenger.

You mean like the shuttle, right?

(Too soon?)


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Re: QuipTracks VS Alone in the Dark - COMING SOON!
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2019, 05:50:26 PM »
Quote from: Quirk link=topic=34554.msg1005267#msg1005267 date=Uwe Boll's [i
Alone in the Dark is decidedly a Challenger.

You mean like the shuttle, right?

(Too soon?)

I hope it's not too soon because yes.
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Re: QuipTracks VS Alone in the Dark - COMING SOON!
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2019, 01:01:16 PM »

That was one of my favorite riffs.



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Re: QuipTracks VS Alone in the Dark - COMING SOON!
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2019, 10:24:59 AM »


Doing hopefully final re-recording today.
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Re: QuipTracks VS Alone in the Dark - COMING SOON!
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2019, 05:42:19 AM »


Alone in the Dark is now available to our Patreon patrons who were at the $3 tier. Wide release next Friday!
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Re: Alone in the Dark vs QuipTracks - NOW AVAILABLE!
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2019, 12:47:09 PM »
Awesome stuff! Watched it last night. Definitely will watch it again.