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It's me.
« on: November 14, 2018, 03:52:43 PM »

I'm the one who watches you use the bathroom.  Sorry, I don't make the rules.


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Re: It's me.
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2018, 03:56:36 PM »
I can't plop in privacy anywhere..
I guess you couldn't help that we were made this way :speechless:


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Re: It's me.
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2018, 04:07:19 PM »

Imagine how I feel.  I have to see everyone do it every single time.  I have no choice.  I see all whether I like it or not.  You can be in a pitch black room and close your eyes.  I still see every detail just the same.


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Re: It's me.
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2018, 08:53:26 PM »
Santa Claus also unwittingly has this power but he only sees Christian children.


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Re: It's me.
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2018, 08:53:54 AM »
Santa Claus also unwittingly has this power but he only sees Christian children.

Phew! I'm saved (because I'm Jewish)!


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Re: It's me.
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2018, 03:25:11 PM »
Well, I asked Santa about that.  I said, Santa, Jews are only 0.2 percent of the world population and your God Jesus is Jewish so why don't you include them.  Santa argued, but Jesus sided with the Romans.