Drawback Productions Presents: Hard to Kill

[wherethefishlives]

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaE9wRlTJ9c&amp;feature=youtu.be" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaE9wRlTJ9c&amp;feature=youtu.be</a>


NOW AVAILABLE!!!

https://orderoftheleague.com/products/hard-to-kill

[ephemeris]

Thank you Dru!

[Asbestos Bill]

Um, actually this is OUT NOW.


And if you need the DVD for it, we're selling used copies that come with a custom case!
(You can also just buy the case if you already have the movie.)
All cases hold two discs, for you re-authorers.

There is a traitor in our midst and he compromises the sovereignty of our once great nation. Despite (or perhaps because of) his pathological narcissism, he has allowed himself to be a puppet for Vladimir Putin. If that weren’t enough, he is also accused of countless assaults against women, lies about his awful physique, and has a completely unnatural skin color.

Who else could I be talking about except Steven Seagal? A former movie star & current direct-to-video garbage star, this man is a monster and he must be stopped. And we all know the only way to stop him… is to make fun of one of his movies.

Of all of Seagal’s movies, Hard to Kill is one of them. It stars his then wife/long-term hostage, Kelly LeBrock, who most people remember from the “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful” shampoo commercials. (Okay, but can we hate your taste in men?) It also stars the naked Tai Chi guy from Die Hard 2, and he also played Death in Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey. Remember the part where they parody The Seventh Seal by playing Battleship and Twister with the grim reaper? That was pretty fun. What ISN’T fun is Steven Seagal, so let’s just focus on how awful he is.

Watching Hard to Kill with commentary by Drawback Productions is your only hope of saving our glorious land from ruin. (I’m not precisely sure how, but let’s just try it and see.)

[ephemeris]

Purchased!  I don't recall getting an email from OOTL announcing availability otherwise I'd have bought it sooner. Thanks again Megan and Dru!

[Quirk]

Purchased!  I don't recall getting an email from OOTL announcing availability otherwise I'd have bought it sooner. Thanks again Megan and Dru!

It took us a while to send one out, but you should have gotten an email about this a few days ago...

[ephemeris]

You are correct! Spam filter nabbed it.

[CJones]

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/HaE9wRlTJ9c&amp;feature=youtu.be" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/HaE9wRlTJ9c&amp;feature=youtu.be</a>


NOW AVAILABLE!!!

https://orderoftheleague.com/products/hard-to-kill

Fixed that for you.  I'll be buying this as soon as I have the money.

[Narelle536]

Our schools are full of Shakespeare, but often in completely the wrong places. Old uncle Bill has become the relative that we invite to family gatherings out of habit, not because we actually want to.

[The Lurker]

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[RVR II]

Our schools are full of Shakespeare, but often in completely the wrong places. Old uncle Bill has become the relative that we invite to family gatherings out of habit, not because we actually want to.

You and uncle bill go hang out elsewhere

[WhyDontTheyLook]

Spammers are... Hard To Kill

[Morris126]

Drawback Productions is a husband-and-wife riffing team (Dru and Megan Brock) that are known for their commentaries of Fast Five, Die Hard 2 and Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Their commentary of Girls Just Want to Have Fun was voted number two in the Top 30 iRiffs.

[RVR II]

Drawback Productions is a husband-and-wife riffing team (Dru and Megan Brock) that are known for their commentaries of Fast Five, Die Hard 2 and Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Their commentary of Girls Just Want to Have Fun was voted number two in the Top 30 iRiffs.

No shit