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Offline kidniki100

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So, this really really really awful movie trailer dropped a few days ago called, Twisted Pair!  It's made by Neil Breen and it looks like one of the worst movies ever, Birdemic Bad (good)!  Guys, just get the rights for it now, it probably would be watched by more people through Rifftrax than it would on its own!

Anyway, if you haven't seen it yet, it is golden looking!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2BfsbZOuTI

Hahaha Explosion explosion explosion........


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Re: Unreleased movie coming soon : Twisted Pair **EXPLOSIONS!!!**
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2018, 10:25:38 AM »
If they do a Neil Breen movie, it's going to be a MP3.  They apparently reached out to Breen and he wasn't interested.


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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2018, 01:02:09 PM »
If they do a Neil Breen movie, it's going to be a MP3.  They apparently reached out to Breen and he wasn't interested.
Which would be lower sales, so Rifftrax is unlikely to do it.

Besides, an MP3 would mean having to get the movie, and I really really do not want to give that pretentious asshole any money.



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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2018, 06:19:01 PM »
Breen specifically forbids his movies to be riffed

When I met him, I suggested he let Rifftrax do it as a promotion as a live riff so it got into “real” theaters. The stormclouds darkened over his face and he said “they asked”

He will never allow it. He is exactly the man you see in these movies. His goal is that you hear his manifestos, which you can’t do the way he wants if people are making fun of it

I have a picture with him and an autographed headshot. And in three weeks I have tickets to Twisted Pair, and he won’t be there to stop me this time :)



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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2018, 07:15:24 AM »
Breen should just work with PureFlix and Tyler Perry. They're all the same kind of pretentious asshole. They're terrible filmmakers because the propaganda message they are trying to put across is more important than the filmmaking.



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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2018, 06:30:37 PM »
Breen should just work with PureFlix and Tyler Perry. They're all the same kind of pretentious asshole. They're terrible filmmakers because the propaganda message they are trying to put across is more important than the filmmaking.
LOL...yes, Breen is by all accounts a pretentious asshole, but then again so are many, many, many actors, directors, musicians, and other celebs. If I judged where to spend my entertainment dollars by how nice and unpretentious the creator was I would have to forgo a lot of entertainment that I enjoy for the sake of the movie/TV Show/album etc.
even though I don't particularly care for the person/people who created it.
Breen's taking himself so seriously is part of what makes his work so entertaining (and terrible).


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« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2018, 09:59:45 PM »
I’ve seen it now. It’s a new level of crazy #eyesonbreen

He will still never allow it.  It’s also unriffable in a coherent way because the movie has many many “freezes” where he didn’t have enough footage. It’s just weird.

We were told we couldn’t riff it even when he wasn’t there to stop us


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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2018, 08:39:04 PM »
We were told we couldn’t riff it even when he wasn’t there to stop us
I'm picturing ushers standing at the end of every row of seats escorting anyone who laughed out, so I'm curious who exactly told you you couldn't riff it and what the consequences would be if you had.


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« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2018, 03:28:35 PM »
We were told we couldn’t riff it even when he wasn’t there to stop us
I'm picturing ushers standing at the end of every row of seats escorting anyone who laughed out, so I'm curious who exactly told you you couldn't riff it and what the consequences would be if you had.
I went to premiere showings of the 2nd and 3rd Twilight movies with my sister (she had free tickets) and I kept riffing throughout, admittedly not too loudly, but between laughs my sister kept telling me, "Shuddup, these people [the Twilight fans] are going to kill you!"  I hate to give Twilight so much credit, but those were two the best theater experiences I ever had!
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« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2018, 05:52:24 PM »
We were told we couldn’t riff it even when he wasn’t there to stop us
I'm picturing ushers standing at the end of every row of seats escorting anyone who laughed out, so I'm curious who exactly told you you couldn't riff it and what the consequences would be if you had.

They’d eject you. It’s not a big theatre. At Pass Thru Breen forbade it. Here the owners did.  It wouldn’t surprise me if it was the condition of showing it

He allows laughing because if he didn’t no one would go.


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« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2018, 05:53:57 PM »
We were told we couldn’t riff it even when he wasn’t there to stop us
I'm picturing ushers standing at the end of every row of seats escorting anyone who laughed out, so I'm curious who exactly told you you couldn't riff it and what the consequences would be if you had.
I went to premiere showings of the 2nd and 3rd Twilight movies with my sister (she had free tickets) and I kept riffing throughout, admittedly not too loudly, but between laughs my sister kept telling me, "Shuddup, these people [the Twilight fans] are going to kill you!"  I hate to give Twilight so much credit, but those were two the best theater experiences I ever had!

In a two week. I saw two movies in an empty theater. The first was sound of thunder, a movie that riff tracks needs to do is a live event immediately, and the second was good night and good luck. I riffed  the hell out of both of them, and even made shadow puppets up George Clooney’s nose.

100% worth price of admission