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Re: Golden Corral's new slogans
« Reply #30 on: February 02, 2019, 05:44:53 AM »
"It was unsanitary, but delicious" - Carnival of Souls (live)


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Re: Golden Corral's new slogans
« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2019, 06:50:14 PM »
"Why did you come to this land of death" - Yor, Hunter of the Future.


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Re: Golden Corral's new slogans
« Reply #32 on: March 28, 2019, 03:28:03 PM »
"The less you know, the better." - Radical Jack


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Re: Golden Corral's new slogans
« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2019, 01:29:24 PM »
"Hey, Food!"

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Re: Golden Corral's new slogans
« Reply #34 on: June 25, 2019, 04:40:36 PM »
"Stop feeding your ugly faces and listen to me." - Son of Sinbad

Also: "If this doesn't kill 'em, the smell will!"
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Re: Golden Corral's new slogans
« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2019, 03:37:37 PM »
Sorry to break up the fun but... why do the guys hate Golden Corral so much? I mean I can't recall ever having any kind of bad experience or food all the times I have gone there.  :o


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Re: Golden Corral's new slogans
« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2019, 04:10:26 PM »
We touched on that way earlier in the thread, but I've noticed that almost every comedian has that go-to restraint that they love to use as a punchline. Conan O'Brien loves to razz Olive Garden, Taco Bell and McDonalds are frequent targets of comedians the world over. Golden Corral has Mediocre (Not horrible) Food, and it's also a buffet so you eat a lot of it, so it lends itself very well to this running gag.


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Re: Golden Corral's new slogans
« Reply #37 on: June 28, 2019, 05:35:40 PM »
Sorry to break up the fun but... why do the guys hate Golden Corral so much? I mean I can't recall ever having any kind of bad experience or food all the times I have gone there.  :o

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Re: Golden Corral's new slogans
« Reply #38 on: July 02, 2019, 10:16:27 AM »
We touched on that way earlier in the thread, but I've noticed that almost every comedian has that go-to restraint that they love to use as a punchline. Conan O'Brien loves to razz Olive Garden, Taco Bell and McDonalds are frequent targets of comedians the world over. Golden Corral has Mediocre (Not horrible) Food, and it's also a buffet so you eat a lot of it, so it lends itself very well to this running gag.

Exactly. Jon Stewart made fun of Arby's when he was the host of the Daily Show, but I love Arby's to death. You got to have a thick skin about these things.


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Re: Golden Corral's new slogans
« Reply #39 on: July 08, 2019, 05:19:46 PM »
"Get the hell away from here any way that you can, as fast as you can." - Solo: a Star Wars Story
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Re: Golden Corral's new slogans
« Reply #40 on: July 08, 2019, 05:51:10 PM »
I refer to their menu as "industrial food."


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Re: Golden Corral's new slogans
« Reply #41 on: August 07, 2019, 04:45:45 PM »
"Some things can make you sick, hurt your body, and sometimes even kill you"

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Re: Golden Corral's new slogans
« Reply #42 on: September 07, 2019, 12:53:11 PM »
"Get away from here, because what I'm about to do isn't legal, and I don't want any witnesses."

And the follow-up:

"And I'm telling you, it's going to blow." "Golden Corral's even NEWER slogan!"

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Re: Golden Corral's new slogans
« Reply #43 on: January 16, 2020, 08:54:21 AM »
"He has chosen his own death!" - Purple Death from Outer Space
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."


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Re: Golden Corral's new slogans
« Reply #44 on: January 20, 2020, 11:54:37 AM »
"No one will stop us in our quest to reclaim victory!" - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."