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Now Available - Jack Frost
« on: December 22, 2017, 02:42:31 PM »


https://www.rifftrax.com/jack-frost

NOT THE MICHAEL KEATON ONE, THE EVIL SERIAL KILLER SNOWMAN ONE.

Okay, now that we’ve got that out of the way, grab your stovepipe hat and favorite murder implement for Jack Frost!

A truck carrying a vicious serial killer crashes into a truck carrying some non-specific chemicals, and, instead of just dying horribly, the serial killer becomes a serial killing snowman who loves making corny quips! Stan Lee would be proud.

Jack is out for revenge against the small-town sheriff who put him away years ago, and he’ll stop at nothing to get it - again, before you forget, this is a story about a snowman, the big round carrot-nosed kind. He moves around by melting and re-forming through a very slow process, he is made of LITERAL SNOW, and yet people have a hard time stopping him. People including pre-fame Shannon Elizabeth. Actually, it’s probably safe to refer to everyone in this movie as “pre-fame.”

Put a little horror in your holiday. Get the coal and corncob pipe and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Jack Frost!

Head Writer
Mike Nelson
Additional contributors:
Conor Lastowka - Senior Writer
Sean Thomason - Senior Writer
Contributing Writers: Molly Hodgdon, Jason Miller, and Mike Schuster


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Re: Now Available - Jack Frost
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2017, 04:24:56 PM »
So, I assume it's safe to say the famous snowman rape scene has been edited out, but how edited out is it? Can you watch the film and never know it was there?

And how's the rest of the film?
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Re: Now Available - Jack Frost
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2017, 05:42:47 AM »
So, I assume it's safe to say the famous snowman rape scene has been edited out, but how edited out is it? Can you watch the film and never know it was there?

And how's the rest of the film?

Also, the viewer has to have never read this post  :gouge:
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Re: Now Available - Jack Frost
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2017, 05:45:53 AM »
Ok there is a light hearted family comedy from 1998 starring Michael Keaton with the same title and the same premise--fatal car accident turns man into a snowman.  I had heard of THAT film before but not THIS one.  So I initially assumed the Rifftrax was about the Michael Keaton movie.  Then I read the description and still wasn't sure.  I was thinking "wait.... I never saw Jack Frost, but this doesn't seem like Michael Keaton's kind of role...."

This is all one really unfortunate coincidence.
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Re: Now Available - Jack Frost
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2018, 04:28:17 PM »
So, I assume it's safe to say the famous snowman rape scene has been edited out, but how edited out is it? Can you watch the film and never know it was there?

And how's the rest of the film?


A late reply but it's mostly non existent. No blood, no nudity. About 1 second of violence, which looks like a light shove against a wall. If you've never heard or seen of the original scene you probably wouldn't interpret the Rifftrax scene as it.


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Re: Now Available - Jack Frost
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2018, 04:38:10 PM »
So, I assume it's safe to say the famous snowman rape scene has been edited out, but how edited out is it? Can you watch the film and never know it was there?

And how's the rest of the film?


A late reply but it's mostly non existent. No blood, no nudity. About 1 second of violence, which looks like a light shove against a wall. If you've never heard or seen of the original scene you probably wouldn't interpret the Rifftrax scene as it.

Thank you. Maybe We'll watch it next year.
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