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Offline dignan

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Re: Joel is a whiny quitter
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2007, 05:25:47 AM »
Friends, Rifftraxians, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Piggy, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones:
So let it be with Pigmund "Piggy" Porkins. The noble Sarcasm
Hath told you Piggy was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault;
And grievously hath Piggy answer'd it.
Here, under leave of Sarcasm and the rest,--
For Sarcasm is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honorable men,--
Come I to speak in Piggy's funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Sarcasm says he was ambitious;
And Sarcasm is an honourable man.
He hath brought many captives home to Rifftrax,
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Piggy seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Piggy hath wept chicken wing-scented tears:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Sarcasm says he was ambitious;
And Sarcasm is an honourable man.
You all did see that on the Television Thread
I thrice presented him a ham sandwich,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Sarcasm says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what Sarcasm spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once,--not without cause:
What cause withholds you, then, to mourn for him?--
O judgment, thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason!--Bear with me;
My heart and lunch are in the coffin there with Piggy,
And I must pause till it come back to me.
My heart, that is.  Not my lunch.  That is for Piggy,
For Piggy would have wanted it that way.
Now then.  Onto the pausing.


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Re: Joel is a whiny quitter
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2007, 05:32:25 AM »
*Drops a large rock on Dignan*


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Re: Joel is a whiny quitter
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2007, 05:34:41 AM »
You know, now that I think about it.

Joel really IS a whiney quitter. Screw him. Long live Mike. Mike never left the fans and even today continues to help the legacy of MST3K live on. Him and Kevin. Oh, and Bill too I suppose. Even if Trace was a better Crow.

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Re: Joel is a whiny quitter
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2007, 05:36:12 AM »
i SOOOOO forget what part im playing now lol  am i ceaser or brutus?

and lets not forget mary jo, she hasnt given up on us like tvs frank


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Re: Joel is a whiny quitter
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2007, 05:38:00 AM »
Oh hell no! You drag me into this thread by calling me out?   >:D

Crow was a whiny baby before Bill.  Bill gave him balls, baby!!
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Re: Joel is a whiny quitter
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2007, 05:39:29 AM »
Bill's Crow's Balls had the size of those of a disfigured squirrel. Besides, there's a new thread for that anyway. :P


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Re: Joel is a whiny quitter
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2007, 05:41:41 AM »
How big are the balls of a disfigured squirrel?  Or, are Bill's Crow's balls the size of a disfigured squirrel, in which case, how big is a disfigured squirrel?


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Re: Joel is a whiny quitter
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2007, 05:44:09 AM »
no sarc, Joel is the shiznit
However, Mike started Rifftrax which I prefer over MST anyway ... there I said it


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Re: Joel is a whiny quitter
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2007, 07:57:48 AM »

  Sarc, you're a mad man!! A mad man I tells ya!!!!

  Anyhoo, I guess I could either try to be serious for a moment and say Joel quit because he had to move on with his life, yadda yadda, or I can act all offended and try to incite some kind of argument here. I can't decide which.


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Re: Joel is a whiny quitter
« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2007, 08:25:10 AM »
Let's just get this over with:

My opinions are more substantiated than your opinions!  :angry:


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Re: Joel is a whiny quitter
« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2007, 09:54:51 AM »
I think he's just a regular quitter. :^)


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Re: Joel is a whiny quitter
« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2007, 10:11:44 AM »
small, naked robots have balls?
I really do like pie.


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Re: Joel is a whiny quitter
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2007, 11:04:46 AM »
I do find myself preferring the Mike years of MST3K.....only because Joel's humor was a little dry. 


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Re: Joel is a whiny quitter
« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2007, 11:11:23 AM »

Not that the Joel / Mike thing hasn't been done to death... but...

I like them both equally for different reasons. I think I generally relate to Mike's work better overall.... but Joel had that certain laconic delivery where he would just nail simple one or two word riffs with little else but timing and delivery. Nobody will ever make me burst with laughter using nothing else but a simple "Oh wow..." or "I dunno..." like Joel did.


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Re: Joel is a whiny quitter
« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2007, 12:33:52 PM »
Of course you realize THIS means WAR!

Did someone say GWAR?