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NOW AVAILABLE! UNINVITED!
« on: June 09, 2017, 05:40:09 PM »
http://www.rifftrax.com/uninvited




Uninvited is a horror movie written and directed by Star Games and Final Justice mastermind Greydon Clark, so it’s not surprising that Greydon Clark put himself in the movie. What is surprising? Pretty much everything else.

There’s a killer cat on the loose, but only sort of on the loose, because the killer cat lives INSIDE of another, larger cat. That fuzzy tabby escapes Greydon’s lab into the world, where it occasionally barfs out the killer cat within to deliver nasty low-budget feline death. Meanwhile, a sleazy rich criminal lures some Spring break college babes and their friends onto his yacht for a voyage. The voyage is to complete a big high-risk criminal deal, so why does he want random college partiers along for the ride? Because he likes watching girls do Jazzercise. No, really, that’s the whole reason.

Also along for the ride? GEORGE KENNEDY! Yes, Oscar winner George Kennedy is here, because no great character actor wants to retire without a Greydon Clark film under his belt. Oh, and the killer cat is on the yacht too, along with the bigger cat it lives inside of like a Russian doll. It’s terror on the high seas, Garfield style, and no lasagna or human is safe.

Wondering if any of Greydon Clark’s family show up in this movie, like in Star Games? If you know to ask that question, you already know the answer. Invite yourself along and yacht away with Mike, Kevin, and Bill, it’s Uninvited!

Contributing Writers
Conor Lastowka - Senior Writer
Sean Thomason - Senior Writer

Additional Contributors: Molly Hodgson, Jason Miller and Mike Schuster


http://www.rifftrax.com/uninvited
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Re: NOW AVAILABLE! UNINVITED!
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2017, 06:52:06 PM »
took you long enough to get to this one.
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Re: NOW AVAILABLE! UNINVITED!
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2017, 07:24:20 AM »
Did it need to be gotten to though? In a lot of ways its a non-starter of a movie. The movie is kind of like Ice Breakers without the stirring story, plot, action, and good actors. Heck there wasn't even one reference to Airwolf in it. I mean anytime there is a helicopter they make an Airwolf or Blue Thunder reference and yet we have an actual AirWolf actor here and nothing!
It also didn't have a bear in it. Unless the alien cat thing was a bear in its home world or maybe it's genetic makeup was part bear.
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Re: NOW AVAILABLE! UNINVITED!
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2018, 05:11:45 PM »
Rarely it is that I don't buy a Rifftrax when it comes out and know I never will. After making the mistake of watching "Maniac" I am glad I had fair warning on this one. I'm a cat lover to the extreme. This would go down like a gallon of Drano to the soul for me. Not the guys' fault at all, though I sorta remember Mike saying something somewhere about not liking cats. I love 'em too much to get entertained by this.. But I am crazy, and I know it, and don't care.

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Re: NOW AVAILABLE! UNINVITED!
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2019, 11:56:40 PM »
Rarely it is that I don't buy a Rifftrax when it comes out and know I never will. After making the mistake of watching "Maniac" I am glad I had fair warning on this one. I'm a cat lover to the extreme. This would go down like a gallon of Drano to the soul for me. Not the guys' fault at all, though I sorta remember Mike saying something somewhere about not liking cats. I love 'em too much to get entertained by this.. But I am crazy, and I know it, and don't care.

Excuse me, but there's a cat on my lap, so the slab phone goes off now 😺

I hated and did not finish Maniac for the same reasons. I was apprehensive about this one, but all for nothing!  This one turned out to be very funny and the kitty was cute. Most of the time it was a Gremlin-like muppet which emerges from a clearly stuffed toy cat's mouth. The killer muppet doesn't even look like a cat. Otherwise it's just footage of a super cute orange and white fluffy kitty running around. It is clear in one scene that the cat does NOT want to be held by the bikini girl, because he's squirming like crazy (which makes it also clear that the cat is declawed).
There is, actually, one single thing that pissed me off in this movie regarding the treatment of the cat. There is a character who spits wine at the cat. They do not show it--they show the guy spit in one shot and then the cat has liquid on his face and looks pissed off--as most cats do when you wet them--in the next shot. The cat muppet kills the guy, of course.
But that was it--no cat violence, not even implied. The weird muppet is not even catlike. Just that one spitting wine thing.  Otherwise it was a funny Rifftrax and capped of my Halloween 2019 viewing.
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