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Offline BathTub

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Now Available - Star Games
« on: May 19, 2017, 04:27:42 PM »

http://www.rifftrax.com/star-games

Star Games! If you’ve ever asked what it would be like if Greydon Clark, the infamous director of Final Justice and Angels' Revenge, tried his hand at a science fiction movie… well, then maybe your question somehow willed this movie into existence. And maybe you owe the universe an apology.

But, since you asked, what IS it like when Greydon Clark makes a science fiction movie? Here are some highlights:

--A holographic clown that runs a spaceship in the style of knockoff Robin Williams
--Tony Curtis as a space emperor with a New York accent
--Greydon’s two non-actor sons in the lead roles, because why not
--The most fearsome alien in the movie is a bear hanging out in the woods
--Yeah that’s right, there’s a bear
--We only do movies with bears in them now

All that, plus a major plot revolving around a boy’s insulin schedule! Star Games really pushes the boundaries of the genre, and the boundaries of child labor laws in regard to casting your own children in a movie. Go to infinity and beyond (or at least, a forest) and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for some Star Games!

Contributing Writers
Conor Lastowka - Senior Writer
Sean Thomason - Senior Writer

Additional Contributors: Molly Hodgdon and Mike Schuster
http://www.rifftrax.com/star-games


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Re: Now Available - Star Games
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2017, 05:56:56 AM »
Holy cow. This makes Birdemic look competent.
FINE


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Re: Now Available - Star Games
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2017, 02:35:03 PM »
This director failed at making sexy women in revealing clothing interesting, and failed at making Joe Don Baker shooting people interesting, so he decided to a scienc fiction film with elaborate special effects?!



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Re: Now Available - Star Games
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2017, 03:04:10 PM »
Wow, so Jacqueline Cole (now Jacqueline Clark, because she married Greydon) did NOT become any better of an actress since Angel's Revenge. She's terrible.