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1 Favorite Rogue Line(s)
« on: May 05, 2017, 10:21:18 AM »
"What?? This Ship is Full of Tribbles! They're Not Even From This Franchise!"
I don't know why that made me chuckle out loud :D
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Re: 1 Favorite Rogue Line(s)
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2017, 10:50:25 AM »
"Captain Andor, I need a ride to Endor to meet a Jedi from Jedha"

"Their cloaking device in an N64 graphics processor"

"Please don't make my likeness show its wang, I have great-grandchildren."
"Shoulda thought of that before you died, we OWN you! Hey, push the button to make it do that helicopter thing."

"The NSA finally gave up trying to be subtle."

Scoffing at pignose guy and vagina-mouthed walrus face's shoehorned cameo in Jedha. There was a joke, but the derisive scoff was funnier.

"So again, the PURPOSE of their armor?" "To impair their visibility and limit their range of movement."

"He lost the will to live-- also that giant bomb hit him."

"He's building genocide weapons for the angels now." I liked that one because I make that same remark when famous people die. . . always genocide weapons, too, which is odd.

"The crusty old police chief is gonna have their ASSES for this!"
"There IS no crusty old police chief, Bill"
"And THAT is my problem with Star Wars"

"So Darth Vader hangs out in a goo tube. Who says prequels ruin the mystique."

"My apologies"
"For everything I did and said before I wore this suit."

"This is where the Joseph Campbell stuff really comes in, all the spaceships going 'pew-pew-pew'."

"Think any of this other Imperial data would be useful?"
"Nah, leave it."
"But it's right there, we could just take it."
"It's probably just cake recipes."

"And she's immediately foiled by a basic security measure... NO!? Not eve a PIN number?" Especially loved that one

"And it restarts for a mandatory system update." And that one.

"What the hell was she gonna do, take an ear?"

"The fate of a society that mastered light speed travels rests on a zip disk?"
I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?

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Re: 1 Favorite Rogue Line(s)
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2017, 08:41:32 AM »
Without repeating any of the lines NRRorck posted...

"My memory is not what it used to be" -  Someone mentioned the Alamo and I was like wahuh?, what's that?

This is Star Wars honey. Everything is about someone's father.

"I find that answer vague and unconvincing" -  Like Denise Richards playing a nuclear physicist.

That Butte would look good as a mashed potato sculpture.


[Wings Hauser]Miiike,  Miiiiiike[/Wings Hauser] (I swear, that never gets old)

Kids, ask your mom about the Rogue One windshield wipers, exclusively at the Disney Store.

my boat... (Man, they haven't used that callback in a long time. Took me completely by surprise

Oh merciful save point, replenish my life and missiles.

They have got to fire their armor manufacturer. This is just gross malfeasance at this point.

Just once I'd like to hear someone shriek they need less power than what they've got", "89% POWER"

He's holding us like he did by the lake on Naboo, to death!

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Re: 1 Favorite Rogue Line(s)
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2017, 07:30:50 PM »
It's Star Wars, honey. Everything has something to do with fathers.

If Eeyore was a homicidal robot.

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Re: 1 Favorite Rogue Line(s)
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2017, 09:10:04 AM »
I just giggle everytime at Keving "Ugh!" reaction to CGI cushing.

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Re: 1 Favorite Rogue Line(s)
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2017, 10:11:14 AM »
  (Wah)"I'm out of ammo!"  Reminds me of a Terry Pratchett story of the Dregs. A desert tribe that always attacks at dawn.   Men, women, children and even the chickens.
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Re: 1 Favorite Rogue Line(s)
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2017, 05:57:13 PM »
"Water, so it's a water planet. Okay now land, so it's a land planet. What? Now mountains? Don't you know Star Wars planets only have one type of terrain?"

Reminds me of a Star Wars drinking game I saw when I was in college 20 years ago. One of the rules was: Take a drink every time an entire planet is described as having a single climate.

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Re: 1 Favorite Rogue Line(s)
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2017, 09:46:24 PM »
"The ghost of Peter Cushing is saying, 'whoa I got off easy.'"  Upon seeing that skin crawling inducing rendering of Leah.

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Re: 1 Favorite Rogue Line(s)
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2017, 08:55:01 PM »
Switch - as Jimmy Smits shows up on screen for the first time.