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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2007, 06:14:17 AM »
Both. It's hard to explain. I send most of my women through wonkavision so they fit. Either that, or go after pygmies.
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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2007, 07:04:26 AM »
If you can't take a bomb-maker into custody, shoot him dead.

(wow, that came out dark...let me try again)

Apparently, NO one can tell the difference between a loaded pistol and an unloaded pistol.  (hint, an unloaded pistol is about a 1 pound lighter)


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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2007, 07:29:25 AM »
Maybe Bond put an empty magazine in there? It's not the actual bullets making up most of that weight, correct?


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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2007, 07:53:23 AM »

  I learned that if a superspy and a villian get into a fight in public, bystanders somehow just know to get out of the way.


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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2007, 10:08:02 AM »
I learned that if I try to stop people from monkey-jumping around my construction site, I will most likely be kicked off a high beam to my death.

So much for that raise.


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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2007, 10:14:45 AM »
I learned that in high-stakes espionage, I can depend on my

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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2007, 10:58:29 AM »
Maybe Bond put an empty magazine in there? It's not the actual bullets making up most of that weight, correct?
Bullets weight a lot.  An empty magazine doesn't weight much.  It always mystifies me in movies when someone who should know better suddenly doesn't notice a pound of weight missing from their 2 1/2 pound pistol.

It's a nit, not a big deal but I always roll my eyes when it happens.


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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2007, 04:02:30 PM »
I learned that Prague apparently has some problem with filtering light. and if you ever want to see what you look like in black and white you should probably visit. 


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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2007, 04:08:00 PM »
If you can't take a bomb-maker into custody, shoot him dead.

(wow, that came out dark...let me try again)

Apparently, NO one can tell the difference between a loaded pistol and an unloaded pistol.  (hint, an unloaded pistol is about a 1 pound lighter)


haha, I havent seen the rifftrax version yet, but I thought the same thing when I saw this movie for the first time.
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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2007, 04:10:02 PM »
I learned that I can walk into any country's embassy, blow up a good chunk of it, and have no political ramifications between our countries.


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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2007, 06:12:12 PM »
I learned it takes 2 kills to be a Double-0, and a whole bunch more to get the cool car with the rocket launchers.
I also learned that Airport Security has regressed far below what it was pre-9/11.


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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #26 on: May 01, 2007, 09:20:18 AM »
If you're gonna be a secret agent, then for the love of God wear a cup.


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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2007, 12:06:20 PM »
Maybe Bond put an empty magazine in there? It's not the actual bullets making up most of that weight, correct?
Bullets weight a lot.  An empty magazine doesn't weight much.  It always mystifies me in movies when someone who should know better suddenly doesn't notice a pound of weight missing from their 2 1/2 pound pistol.

It's a nit, not a big deal but I always roll my eyes when it happens.
Bullets do not weigh a lot.  The typical 9mm round weighs 8grams.  The difference between a fully loaded handgun and an empty one is less than a quarter of a pound.  It's not a significant difference and would be very easy to miss when your mind is on other things.


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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2007, 04:44:21 PM »
I also learned that- mere days after having your nethers beat senseless- you can be back in the saddle again! Over and over and over!


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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2007, 12:13:14 AM »
I learned that while playing poker the last person to reveal there hand will always be the winner.  And the hands get progressivly worse as you go counter-clockwise around the table.