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Offline SecretAgentSuperDragon

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What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« on: April 27, 2007, 02:02:46 PM »
I learned that titanium ankle-replacement surgery is available only in Madagascar. ;)
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Offline Hazzah

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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2007, 04:14:21 PM »
I learned that it's always best to drive in a huge circle when taking a girl back to your hotel just to be whimsical.
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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2007, 05:53:05 PM »
I've learned that three or four giant smacks to the balls with a three inch think length of rope won't keep you from screwing five or six times an hour for weeks at a time.
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Offline SecretAgentSuperDragon

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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2007, 07:53:47 PM »
Quote from: 6079SmithW on April 27, 2007, 05:53:05 PM
I've learned that three or four giant smacks to the balls with a three inch think length of rope won't keep you from screwing five or six times an hour for weeks at a time.

Titanium ball replacement surgery as well, in Madagascar. A two for one special, if you will. :P
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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2007, 09:39:11 PM »
Just from the sample I learned that Mike and Kevin haven't seen the documentary about those jumpy French(?) guys.
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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2007, 05:38:49 AM »
I need to get the movie and the track...

but from the sample I learned bad guys are really Tigger in disguise because the legs are made of rubber and springs...
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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2007, 10:27:02 AM »
I learned that there's depressingly little poker and caino-action in a movie called "Casino Royale."

"Is that it? Could it be? Is that the Casino? I'm not really sure, there's no sign."

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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2007, 10:47:06 AM »
I also learned that a Birtish Spy can easily fly to, and fight terrorists in, an American Airport.  Furthermore he can call his superiors to have them lock down the airport.

"M, I'm at the Miami airport. There's a bomb here I want you to lock down the airport and send me some support."
"Ok, 00, but you're in America so this will take some time. I have to contact the President and get permission and jurisdictional rights, then I have to fly in the teams and have them pass customs and securities. Should take about 6 weeks, sit tight."

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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2007, 11:04:51 AM »
I have learned that even the CIA has one token black guy.
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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2007, 01:07:40 PM »
I learned that James Bond can smash through walls like The Hulk
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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2007, 07:33:57 PM »
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Ok, 00, but you're in America so this will take some time. I have to contact the President and get permission and jurisdictional rights, then I have to fly in the teams and have them pass customs and securities. Should take about 6 weeks, sit tight."

well actually they would just call the CIA and the they being bored and all would GLADLY do it. 
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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2007, 11:45:22 PM »
I've learned that rather than drive normal vehicles like the rest of us British secret agents drive obvious stunt cars.  It's a fortunate coincidence that they're also called upon to do so much stunt driving.
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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2007, 11:53:37 PM »
I learned never to trust a beautiful woman.

Wait, I already knew that...
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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2007, 04:07:09 AM »
Quote from: Sharktopus on April 29, 2007, 11:53:37 PM
I learned never to trust a beautiful woman.

Wait, I already knew that...

Unless you form a contingency plan. Fortunately I have several up my sleeve.  ;)
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Re: What has being 00's taught us? (Or What we have learned)
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2007, 04:13:15 AM »
Quote from: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 30, 2007, 04:07:09 AM
Quote from: Sharktopus on April 29, 2007, 11:53:37 PM
I learned never to trust a beautiful woman.

Wait, I already knew that...

Unless you form a contingency plan. Fortunately I have several up my sleeve.  ;)

Contingency plans, or beautiful women?
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