Our Favorite Lines

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

"The english guy doesn't so much leap as much as he plummets."

 

"English guy!"

[RobtheBarbarian]

"The english guy doesn't so much leap as much as he plummets."

 

"English guy!"

I loved those two. Them, and

"Ericcson Phones: Our products can't actually do this."
and
"Bond SMASH!"

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

I liked Kevin's Nokia ring into the bond theme.

[RobtheBarbarian]

And the Bond theme into the Indiana Jones theme when they were fighting in the cab of the truck. 

[Psyclone]

"So revolvers fire Mandelbrot sets?"
"BOND SMASH!"
"Oh, so they use 6 Blu-ray decks to store their security videos?"
"I can't believe he used the old Bugs Bunny trick!"

The great thing about those lines is they're all similar to riffs I made in my head when I first watched the movie (the only thing missing was making a CSI:Miami joke when they found the corpse in the hammock). It's a great movie, but even better with the riffing!

[Pak-Man]

Nokia: Our phones can't actually do this!

[Minnesota]

that was a classic ^^^^^
they really came to this one prepared, that one riff about feeding her tamagatchi (sp?) was frickin hilarious as well
I also really liked the 'lost super mario bros.' riff

plus Psyclone was right on with these two

"BOND SMASH!"
"I can't believe he used the old Bugs Bunny trick!"

[Smoky]

"Oh, he must be the lost Supermario Brother"

"Bond Smash!"

Both hilarious. That whole scene was funny by itself, the way the two characters were jumping around like frogs and defying gravity.

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

The original prince of persia.

[Gibborino]

Felix Leiter: I should introduce myself, seeing as we're related.
Mike: [as Leiter] I'm your Aunt Debbie.

[Psyclone]

Other riffs I loved (but I didn't think of)

"Hey! M bought herself a vowel!"
"If you lose, our government will have directly financed terrorism." "We prefer to do it indirectly."
(to Vesper) "So, want to get freaky with your twin brother?"
"How can Bond be first alphabetically if Idi Amin is sitting at the table?"
"Send over the guy from "Will it Blend?" so we can put these corpses to use!"
(after the bodies are found in LeChiffre's henchman's trunk) "Mathis came up with this one after watching "Dirty Work" on cable"
"If you start whistling Celine Dion, I'll give you the LeChiffre treatment with your own microphone!"

Great movie, great riffs!

[Rufus T]

"well, it looks like I just killed that guy. Sorry I'm new. I haven't come up with any witty one-liners yet."

 That one had me laughing for several minutes. 

[Indomitus]

Anybody else notice that they referenced Eragon, the very next Rifftrax?
"It's a fantasy.  It's kind of like Eragon, but with armed security guards."

Still watching it, but my fave line so far is "Hey! M bought herself a vowel!"

[mrbasehart]

Some excellent lines throughout, but two in particular stood out for me:

"Thrill as Bond drives at reasonable speeds in a Ford Mondeo!"

and

"I am Frenchy McSwissperson, I shall provide obsequiousness for the evening, no?"

[Psyclone]

"How about some Nazi gold?"