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Offline Hazzah

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #30 on: May 14, 2007, 06:31:45 PM »
No, no I don't


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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #31 on: May 14, 2007, 07:00:11 PM »
Is that what those were? I've been holding the bathroom door closed from the outside, whimpering for the last 12 HOURS! So yes.

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #32 on: May 14, 2007, 07:08:33 PM »
I'd be able to beat him senseless for creating broccoli

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2007, 07:47:36 PM »
Because he needs help opening up a can of whoop ass on himself, I imagine.

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2007, 07:51:44 PM »
Fred...he's my cousin.

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #35 on: May 14, 2007, 07:53:51 PM »
Yikes. Never. You better have yours looked at.

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #36 on: May 18, 2007, 10:22:43 AM »
As soon as she gets back from "the block."

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #37 on: May 18, 2007, 11:04:28 AM »
Coming down on a sunny day? Yesterday and days before? Yeah.


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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #38 on: May 18, 2007, 01:54:22 PM »
On his smoke break. He should be back to work the register in ten minutes.

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #39 on: May 18, 2007, 01:58:55 PM »
Jump off an embankment. Befor eimpact, keep a carful eye on which way you're moving as you fall. The exact opposite direction is up. And get well soon, by the way.

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #40 on: May 18, 2007, 02:00:55 PM »
You know those tid-e-bowl tablets that make your toilet blue? God used a big one of those when he made the world. We're due for a replacement in a few milinea.

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #41 on: May 18, 2007, 02:01:53 PM »
Mrs. Claus. Duh.

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2007, 02:04:02 PM »
After Terrell Owens came, they all quit the team.

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #43 on: May 18, 2007, 02:07:00 PM »
Every child in every Kaiju movie ever made. It's Japan's sickness.

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #44 on: May 18, 2007, 06:06:04 PM »
Tomorrow.

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