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Babinro's Rifftrax Ratings
« on: January 08, 2017, 06:15:28 AM »
*** Introduction ***

I was only ever introduced to MST3K through Youtube personalities recently (in the last 5 years) and as such I'm a very late adopter to the series and the idea of riffing.  Quickly after discovering the show I was completely hooked.  I can say with absolute confidence that MST3K is my favorite show of all time.  So much so that I tend to fall asleep at nights just listening to one of the episodes as background noise.  Some of you may recognize me as I've been posting mini reviews on every Rifftrax title I own as I've been spending more than I should building up a great library of laughs.

*** My Opinion ***

Comedy is subjective so my rankings are not meant to discourage purchases but rather provide a sense of what you may like if you find that you share similar tastes as me.  Since nearly all of us come from an MST3K background I will list a few episodes in that series that really stand out to me.  While these aren't in any specific order, the first few are basically my favorites.
- Track of the Moon Beast
- The Final Sacrifice
- Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
- Manos: The Hands of Fate
- Catalina Caper
- Puma Man
- Space Mutiny
- The Crawling Eye

There are so many others and honestly I have a tough time remembering which is which at times since I didn't rank/categorize them like the Rifftrax list.  Still, the above list gives you a decent idea of what I enjoy and in many of those cases it probably matches the popular opinion although the top 3 are my favorites.

One of the main reasons I'm doing this is because the website rates pretty much every episode between 8.0 and 9.9.  This rating scale comes with relatively few comments and even fewer that give an idea of how good the movie was.  As a HUGE fan of Rifftrax and MST3K I recognize that not everything is a homerun or a masterpiece and I think the comments on this site were at least somewhat misleading when it comes to making an informed purchase decision.

*** Ratings Legend ***

2/10 Not Worth It
3/10 Below Average
4/10 Below Average
5/10 Average
6/10 Above Average
7/10 Recommended
8/10 Highly Recommended
9/10 Highly Recommended
10/10 Essential

It's important to note that these ratings are often the result of a single viewing of the movie/short.  If I felt I was significantly tired or not invested/distracted I may have watched the movie again to try and get a firm grip on where I stand.   Keep in mind, that over time, watching certain riffs more than once WILL change your opinion on them.  If your like me you eventually love certain stories being told within the riffs or just love certain moments which enhance the experience.  Torgo from Manos and everything that came from him is an easy example of something that enhanced Manos as an experience on repeat viewings.

So what this means is that a movie I ranked 6.5 might easily turn out to be an 8+ a year from now and likewise its entirely possible I've cooled on some of the higher rated movies when going back. 

*** Rifftrax Ratings ***

Birdemic LIVE                               10
Shake Hands with Danger            10
Rifftrax LIVE MST3K Reunion            10  * Heavily influenced by the love of MST3K which brought me to Rifftrax.

Buffalo Rider                               9.5
R.O.T.O.R                                       9.5

Death Promise                               9
Julie and Jack                               9
Measuring Man                               9
Rifftrax LIVE Manos The Hands of Fate       9

Future Force                                8.5
Rifftrax LIVE Jack the Giant Killer               8.5
Ghosthouse                               8.5

Deadly Prey               8
No Retreat, No Surrender         8
Terror at Tenkiller            8
The Guy From Harlem            8
Planet of Dinosuars            8

Cyborg Cop 2               7.5
Mr B Natural               7.5  *9/10 MST3K Riff Version
The Crater Lake Monster            7.5
The Hideous Sun Demon            7.5
The Last Shark               7.5
Sisters of Death            7.5

Alien Outlaw                7
Honor and Glory               7
Icebreaker               7
Megaforce               7
Mutant                  7
Samurai Cop               7
Stone Cold               7
The Bermuda Triangle            7
The Devil's Hand             7
The Last Slumber Party            7
The Wizard               7

Arachnia                6.5
Cold as Ice               6.5
Laser Mission               6.5
Rock n Roll Nightmare            6.5
Wonder Women               6.5

Breaker! Breaker!            6
Dinosaurus               6
Future Zone               6
Nightmare at Noon            6
Plan 9 from Outer Space            6
Prisoners of the Lost Universe         6
Psycho 2               6
Rifftrax Christmas Circus Whizzo the Clown!   6
Rifftrax LIVE Miami Connection          6
Supersonic Man                6
Swamp of the Ravens            6

Attack From Space            5
Fever Lake               5
Fists of Fury               5
Fun in Balloon land            5
Kingdom of the Spiders            5
Kiss of the Tarantula            5
Rifftrax LIVE House on Haunted Hill       5
Superargo & the Faceless Giants         5
The Dark Power               5
The Galaxy Invader            5
Tourist Trap               5

Hillbillys in a Haunted House         4
Rifftrax LIVE Night of the Living Dead      4
Rifftrax LIVE Sharknado            4

Astro Zombies                3
City of the Dead            3
Ruby                   3
Silent Rage               3
Super Mario Bros            3

Rollergator               2

Batman (Episode 1)            6
Batman (Episode 2)            7
Batman (Episode 3)            5
Batman (Episode 4)            6
Batman (Episode 5)            6
Batman (Episode 6)            5
Batman (Episode 7)            4
Batman (Episode 8 )            3
Batman (Episode 9)            3
Batman (Episode 10)            5
Batman (Episode 11)            4
Batman (Episode 12)            5
Batman (Episode 13)            3
Batman (Episode 14)            4
Batman (Episode 15)            5

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Re: Babinro's Rifftrax Ratings
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2017, 05:01:42 PM »
Will be interested to see what you think of  the Episode 1 riff.

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Re: Babinro's Rifftrax Ratings
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2017, 04:11:11 PM »
Buffalo Rider is pretty mediocre IMHO. Really goofy movie, but very little actually happens, and the riffing just seemed uninspired. I remember the guy punching a cougar in the face, and I have no recollection of what their riff for that was. I'd put it WAY lower. Wonder Women OTOH I'd put WAY higher. Best chase scene ever. Most everything else I'd say is about right.

Agree with Rollergator being dead last.

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Re: Babinro's Rifftrax Ratings
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2017, 09:43:43 PM »
Rollergator rewards the pain with great laughs. It's one of those badge of honor riffs. Like The Room or Birdemic. If you can make it through Rollergator, you can make it through anything.
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Re: Babinro's Rifftrax Ratings
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2017, 11:34:52 PM »
Rollergator is in my top 5. I can understand why people don't get the humor of it though.
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