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Hillbillys in a Haunted House - VoD Now Available!
« on: May 20, 2016, 02:46:15 PM »


http://www.rifftrax.com/hillbillys-in-a-haunted-house

When three hillbillies on their way to Nashville take a detour and end up in a haunted house, most critics stop reading after that sentence and immediately assign the movie whatever grade is several grades lower than the lowest grade they’ve ever given out.

Shamelessly cashing in on the Hillbillly Craze of ‘67, Hillbillys in a Haunted House finally gave country music fans what they had long been demanding: a movie where John Carradine interacts with a sweaty guy in a gorilla suit and is interrupted by the occasional hootenanny. It’s sort of like a country fried Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band with the Bee Gees replaced by the cast of Scooby Doo, but not that dignified.

Warning: Contains extreme closeups of Lon Chaney Jr, the name “Ferlin Husky,” and misspelled words in the movie's own title.

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 Sean Thomason - Senior Writer

Contributing Writers: Mike Schuster, Jason Miller, Molly Hodgdon, and Joseph Scrimshaw


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Re: Hillbillys in a Haunted House - VoD Now Available!
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2016, 03:43:39 PM »
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Re: Hillbillys in a Haunted House - VoD Now Available!
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2016, 04:36:08 PM »
I think they prefer to be called "Sons of the Soil."


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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2016, 05:18:48 PM »
Yikes...5 minutes into this and while I'm not a fan of current popular country music, I had forgotten what passed for popular country in the late 60s...about the most annoying mist unlistenable garbage there ever was.


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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2016, 05:32:16 PM »
I thought the female lead was called "Boobs" the first half dozen times they said her name.


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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2016, 09:42:18 PM »
That was one rough movie.  :speechless:
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Re: Hillbillys in a Haunted House - VoD Now Available!
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2016, 03:02:57 AM »
I thought the female lead was called "Boobs" the first half dozen times they said her name.

Wait, her name *wasn't* Boobs?


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Re: Hillbillys in a Haunted House - VoD Now Available!
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2016, 06:31:03 AM »
Guys, the original film was an hour and twenty five minutes long. Rifftrax saved us from some REALLY boring scenes.


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Re: Hillbillys in a Haunted House - VoD Now Available!
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2016, 04:49:19 PM »
Guys, the original film was an hour and twenty five minutes long. Rifftrax saved us from some REALLY boring scenes.

I wonder if rifftrax edited it, or that's a version they got? I had no idea rifftrax edited the films they released...
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Re: Hillbillys in a Haunted House - VoD Now Available!
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2016, 06:37:58 PM »
Wait... why not Hillbill"ies"?


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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2016, 08:02:21 PM »
Wait... why not Hillbill"ies"?


I think that's the misspelling mentioned in the riff. 

Man, all those songs!  Wow!  :gouge:
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Re: Hillbillys in a Haunted House - VoD Now Available!
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2016, 08:32:48 PM »
Guys, the original film was an hour and twenty five minutes long. Rifftrax saved us from some REALLY boring scenes.

I wonder if rifftrax edited it, or that's a version they got? I had no idea rifftrax edited the films they released...

They do it seems. Makes sense if there isn't funny stuff or over the top violence or nudity. In a recent interview Bill claimed they edited Stone Cold but I did my own HD mix with thier audio and my HD file and it all synced fine. So maybe they were going to edit it and forgot? Or Bill confused it with a different movie?
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Re: Hillbillys in a Haunted House - VoD Now Available!
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2016, 11:33:12 AM »
Guys, the original film was an hour and twenty five minutes long. Rifftrax saved us from some REALLY boring scenes.

I wonder if rifftrax edited it, or that's a version they got? I had no idea rifftrax edited the films they released...

They do it seems. Makes sense if there isn't funny stuff or over the top violence or nudity. In a recent interview Bill claimed they edited Stone Cold but I did my own HD mix with thier audio and my HD file and it all synced fine. So maybe they were going to edit it and forgot? Or Bill confused it with a different movie?
I think there are certain times they aren't allowed to edit (Starship Troopers, for example) but if the rights owner lets them they occasionally do, especially recently. Conor tweeted a screencap of a facebook post where someone was complaining about them editing nudity out of Arachnia.


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Re: Hillbillys in a Haunted House - VoD Now Available!
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2016, 12:38:50 PM »
I think there are certain times they aren't allowed to edit (Starship Troopers, for example) but if the rights owner lets them they occasionally do, especially recently. Conor tweeted a screencap of a facebook post where someone was complaining about them editing nudity out of Arachnia.

That's silly. I'm not a fan of editing movies, but I can certainly still enjoy Samurai Cop without Robert Z'Dar makin' it with some topless woman during the riff. Of course, to me, getting bent out of shape about seeing a topless woman is silly too. Different strokes, I guess. Maybe strokes wasn't the right term to use.


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Re: Hillbillys in a Haunted House - VoD Now Available!
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2016, 08:06:58 PM »
Guys, the original film was an hour and twenty five minutes long. Rifftrax saved us from some REALLY boring scenes.

I wonder if rifftrax edited it, or that's a version they got? I had no idea rifftrax edited the films they released...

They do it seems. Makes sense if there isn't funny stuff or over the top violence or nudity. In a recent interview Bill claimed they edited Stone Cold but I did my own HD mix with thier audio and my HD file and it all synced fine. So maybe they were going to edit it and forgot? Or Bill confused it with a different movie?

Likely talking about Samurai Cop; it had some significant edits most notably a sex scene between Z'Dar and the red-haired henchwoman.  We sort of missed out and were spared with that edit, but it was a rather gratuitous scene that I don't think they could have riffed much on considering the scene is nearly pornographic and not nearly as "tame" as the other sex scenes in the movie.

Still, Z'Dar having sex you'd think would open it up to some strong riffing.