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Offline Darth Geek

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The Line Awakens
« on: May 04, 2016, 08:11:03 PM »
"You're his father." - What? You told me Greedo was his father! No, you shot first.

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Re: The Line Awakens
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2016, 04:43:18 AM »
:Rey and Finn are running towards a spacecraft, Finn points out a craft to the side as an option:
"What about that one?"
"That one is garbage."
:the ship they're running towards is blown-up by the TIE fighters:
"The garbage will do!"
Kevin: "Golden Corral's new slogan!"

I actually laughed good and hard at that one.



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Re: The Line Awakens
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2016, 05:48:47 AM »
Dune... Desert planet.. :D


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Re: The Line Awakens
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2016, 05:58:02 AM »
Loved Kevin going into total Ric Flair mode after Finn let out a "Whooo!"
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Re: The Line Awakens
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2016, 12:37:57 PM »
Kevin doing a Jar Jar impression when Luke turned around at the end.
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Re: The Line Awakens
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2016, 04:54:39 PM »
Finn in the gunner seat: "I'm getting pretty good at this"

You're literally wearing the jacket of the dead last guy you did this for.


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Re: The Line Awakens
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2016, 05:25:17 PM »
"This is the ship that made the Kessel run in 14 parsecs?"
"TWELVE!"

Don't make me come in there and fan service you young lady.


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Re: The Line Awakens
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2016, 05:51:09 PM »
"I didn't know there was this much green in the entire galaxy"

That's the downside to every planet having only one kind of landscape.

That reminds me of a Star Wars drinking game I heard in college in the 90's: "Take a drink every time an entire planet is described as having a single climate."


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Re: The Line Awakens
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2016, 02:50:45 PM »
"I went back to the only thing I was ever good at."

Yelling at people to get off my plane.


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Re: The Line Awakens
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2016, 02:45:43 PM »
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